by OMGYEAH#559 February 29, 2024
Get the girlmug. 
Get the Girlmug. by ilikecock7492 May 31, 2021
Get the national send your girl nudes daymug. Piper girls are girls that want to save turtles but don't have metal straw and has nails done also wears scrunchies on ankle and truly believe she is one of a kind with either messy bun or half up half down hair
by Messy bun 190 July 28, 2019
Get the Piper girlsmug. A super-privileged white girl who takes her privilege for granted and has never had to work a day in her life.
She's so skinny that you can see her bones sticking out of her legs when she's wearing shorts.
Has the smallest tits I've ever seen in an adult woman. (Girl, this isn't high school; those As will get you nowhere.)
She should probably get breast implants if she ever wants to look attractive.
She's so pale, you'll think she's an albino.
She's attracted to short, brown guys.
She's so skinny that you can see her bones sticking out of her legs when she's wearing shorts.
Has the smallest tits I've ever seen in an adult woman. (Girl, this isn't high school; those As will get you nowhere.)
She should probably get breast implants if she ever wants to look attractive.
She's so pale, you'll think she's an albino.
She's attracted to short, brown guys.
by thespywholovesyou December 7, 2023
Get the hibner girlmug. The most awkward year of your god damn life. Literally the worst. If you’re a girl you get boobs a period and other shit if you haven’t already gotten it. And everyone just wants to be a price of shit to someone else. Also. Your poor mom and dad 😢
“Dear god Marry we’re at a funeral stop acting like you’re a 13 year old girl. Nobody likes that”
“God mom. You’re such a bitch before Sally died she was much more understanding. At lest she wanted to show off what she got too, don’t judge me Bc were at her funeral. She would want this”
13. for girls. Is not fun it’s just misserable
“God mom. You’re such a bitch before Sally died she was much more understanding. At lest she wanted to show off what she got too, don’t judge me Bc were at her funeral. She would want this”
13. for girls. Is not fun it’s just misserable
by Sahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Braaaaaa August 30, 2018
Get the 13. For girlsmug. by kubiks April 19, 2024
Get the hey girl i mean theymug.