Poop-dick Malone

Noun; Having an undesirable/terrible result. Usually used with heavy sarcasm

"Hey Caleb, how did your game of cribbage go"?

"Poop-dick Malone bro. I got smoked by my girlfriend".

by Gronkum May 31, 2017

i want dick

Meaning that you want dick in a hole or hand or something alike.

Example 1:
You: I want dick.
Girl: Ehm? I have a pussy.

Example 2:
Girl: I want dick.
You: i can give you some..

by Useidon February 20, 2017

lord tickle dicks

A name you give a guy friend who likes to touch other guys dicks for fun.

Look it's lord tickle dicks

by avagadro September 20, 2016

Devil Dick December

Devil Dick December(3D)-The aftermath of #No nut november
You haven't came in a whole month, your feeling, you come home, lock your bedroom door and wank SOOOOOOO hard you feel like your dick will fall off

3N is over, it's time for #3D to take over, I can feel my dick throbbing from idling DEVIL DICK DECEMBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by HugoBlakeSPLASH November 8, 2018

Deny dick december

If you failed no nut november here is some redemption, However there are no free coupons and there are no wet Dreamz allowed

Josh: “yo kyle did you fail no not November
Kyle: “ ye why”
Josh “ well now instead of doing destroy dick December you can do deny dick December”

by NoNutNovemberFails November 3, 2019

cock dick and ballin

to describe someone who is ballin, but in sexual way

man, that guy is cock dick and BALLIN

by aptnomtheshidder March 3, 2022

Vince Dick Slap

When someone both literally and metaphorically dick slaps the shit out of another person for being a total fucking idiot.

Guy 1: “Dude, they want me to pay for utilities on months I didn’t even live at the house”
Guy 2: “Fuck that shit, just tell your dad and he’ll Vince dick slap the hell out of them and put them in their place”
Guy 1: “hell yeah man you’re right”

by Babolat2015 August 16, 2018