My boyfriend/girlfriend would kill me if he found out about Jason, my work boyfriend/girlfriend!
I made out with my work boyfriend/girlfriend in the walk-in-cooler today!
I made out with my work boyfriend/girlfriend in the walk-in-cooler today!
by Loc0Gring0 January 11, 2022
Get the Work boyfriend/girlfriendmug. by shane rowan February 20, 2004
Get the Working Class Heromug. by aft79 January 21, 2009
Get the Work From Homemug. The guy everyone knows is gonna get fired and everyone quietly ignores for fear of getting on the bosses' bad sides, even if he's a great guy.
I was gonna invite Joe to lunch with us, but then I remembered. He's basically Dead Man Working right now. Not worth risking it.
Janine's leaving early again?
She's only got a week left. Dead Man Working. No point kissing up, now.
Phil's getting called in to the Manager's Office. Third time this month.
Uh-oh. Dead Man Working.
Janine's leaving early again?
She's only got a week left. Dead Man Working. No point kissing up, now.
Phil's getting called in to the Manager's Office. Third time this month.
Uh-oh. Dead Man Working.
by GavinLestrade January 25, 2014
Get the dead man workingmug. (on an x/y graph)
x range (1-100) Your grade
y range (1-60+)minutes spent on assignment
High x, high y: You took your time and got the work done correctly; high work effort.
High x, low y: You rushed through it but managed to get a good grade, medium effort.
Low x, high y: You took your time but didn’t understand the material. At least you tried, medium effort.
Low x, low y: You rushed through and got a bad grade. Low effort.
x range (1-100) Your grade
y range (1-60+)minutes spent on assignment
High x, high y: You took your time and got the work done correctly; high work effort.
High x, low y: You rushed through it but managed to get a good grade, medium effort.
Low x, high y: You took your time but didn’t understand the material. At least you tried, medium effort.
Low x, low y: You rushed through and got a bad grade. Low effort.
Your work effort equation’s output can be used to show teachers and parents your are actually trying for when you get a bad grade, and also can be used to disprove people lying about their effort.
by MaybeARealWord March 31, 2021
Get the Work Effort Equationmug. by transamguy December 17, 2012
Get the New Work Toolmug. That's How Mafia Works is an expression parodying Instagram advertisements for the mobile game Mafia City in which a cartoon businessman points to an image with the caption "That's how mafia works". The meme was created and popularised by YouTuber Slazo in the video "Hilariously Bad Instagram Ads" and spread by Slazo's fanbase through the r/slazo subreddit. It's commonly used as meme captions , in a similar way to other meme captions such as This Is So Sad, and is often used to emphasize when something is considered tough or edgy. The caption is also commonly featured in deep fried memes, shitposts, as a macro image and as captions to Florida Man memes. The meme is also often used in conjunction with Mafia City memes.
Person 1:Hey so I was waiting for my food, and then an alpha male came up and said "Give me burger" and they gave him the food before than mine.
Person 2: That's how mafia works
Person 2: That's how mafia works
by ForceSmash January 5, 2019
Get the that's how mafia worksmug.