Northeastern University 

One of the most prestigious universities in the U.S. that gives students a "work" oriented education before graduating. Students end up being fucking rich and super hard working. Women come to them automatically once they graduate.

Man this guy fucks a lot of girls.
AHHHH he must be from Northeastern University!

I would've killed to go to Northeastern, my friend Mr. Workaholic is has a job at Goldman and can fuck any kind of women he wants.

Northeastern University by HUSKYNATION April 8, 2019

boston university

gucci. tweed. diamonds. designer halloween costumes. designer sweatpants. designer camel toes.

I wasn't aware sweatpants that tight existed. I salute you, dolce & gabbana.

boston university by bottlerocket March 12, 2005

Andrews University 

The school for stuck-up prudes who have no idea how to run a school despite charging butt-loads of money. Known particularly for their appalling "healthy" cafeteria and idiotic co-curricular system, as well as for their hyper-sensitive students who pull the race card against an institution they're paying for.

Man that food at Andrews University tasted like farm leftovers

Andrews University by Ulquiorra141 September 8, 2017

Simpson University

A private Christian university in Redding, California. Where partying, sex, or use of alcohol or drugs is forbidden; pretty much any normal college behavior is frowned upon. But lets be real, the "christians" here are less than Godworthy. Judging and snitching are two of the most popular hobbies on campus. If you happen to attend this school, you are either here to inforce you religion on others, or came strictly for sports. However, the athletes here are hated and looked at by many as if a swastika is stamped on your forhead.

Damn, this church has less rules than Simpson University.

Simpson University by Simpson's very own Satan October 21, 2011

Hollins University

1)a familiar or usual setting
2)A dwelling place together with the family or social unit that occupies it
and most importantly
3)a place where one feels safe, secure, welcome and loved

Hollins University is my home.

Hollins University by hollins09 June 1, 2006

Texas A&M University

Texas A&M University
-Largest University in the U.S. in terms of land area.
-Home to the largest football stadium in the state of Texas.
-3rd Largest University in the U.S. in terms of number of students. (Student population capped at 42,000 by city)
-Only University with a Land, a Sea and an Air grant from the U.S. government.
-Known for its Nationaly Famous Corp of Cadets.
-Often falsely sterotyped as being "full of hicks"
-Main campus located in College Station, Texas.
--Located 80 miles from Houston and Austin.
-Home of the 12th Man.

Texas A&M has the largest engineering school in the nation.

Texas A&M University by jrd August 8, 2004

Kansas University

For those who want to get a degree rather than an education.

I could've gone to Kansas University but I already when to high school.

Kansas University by Damien Miranda January 9, 2008