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Carnivore Troll 

Someone that sets up a video or posts on a forum that portrays a fictional or stereotypical opinion or character to trick other trolls into trolling them. Once a sufficient number of trolls have trolled the video or post, it is revealed that it was actually made up and the creator feasts on the helpless trolls.
troll #1: Hey did you see that retarded kid on that youtube video?? I trolled him sooo good!

troll #2: Dude, you do realise he was only faking it, right? He's not actually retarded...

troll #1: What a carnivore troll...

troll #3: Hey everyone: I HATE GAY PEOPLE.

troll #4: Amen to that, brother! I'm gonna go tell my 4 wives to spread the word!

troll #3: Not cool dude, gay people deserve respect.

troll #4: Damn carnivore Troll...
Carnivore Troll by horseyhorseydurr November 9, 2010

Wishing Troll Syndrome 

The condition most noticeable towards the end of swim season in which ones hair becomes excessively dry, crappy, dead, and occasionally green, and can be made to stand straight up like a wishing troll. The only know cures are shaving and a buttload of conditioner, and can help be prevented by using a swim cap and tons of anti-chlorine shampoo and conditioner.
Dude what did you do to your hair?" "I didn't use a swim cap or take care of my hair all swim season, and now i have wishing troll syndrome.
Related Words

roll troll 

A person who leaves just enough toilet paper on the roll so that they don't have to change it (i.e. just a square), but it's never even close to being enough for the next person to use.
Yo, who's the roll troll? Can someone bring me another roll of TP?
roll troll by Allie85 March 8, 2011

zombie troll

Typically found in online forum threads and in comments sections on various articles and social networks, zombie trolls are dedicated to creating division, chaos, and hostility in discussion threads, often to the point of creating permanent divisions, and influencing other real discussion participants to take the same aggressive and divisive positions, and to create the same chaos and divisions on other threads.

Zombie trolls differ from regular trolls in that they play both sides of discussions in order to start fights. Zombie trolls have multiple social media and other discussion accounts, and use them to incite fights between the sides, often to the point of continuing fights on threads that everyone else has abandoned, meaning that one or more zombie trolls are actually trolling themselves into continuing fake fights.

This is especially prevalent in political discussions, where zombie trolls will use their multiple accounts to play both sides, and make controversial statements known to cause division in an effort to destroy any productive discussions that might be taking place.

Zombie trolls also pose as supporters for candidates during primary contests, where the candidates typically represent similar ideologies, and turn the candidates' real supporters against each other in an effort to create divisions that translate into lower voter turnout for general elections, and victory for the opposing side, which is quite often the zombie troll's preferred side.
Man, those zombie trolls were all over that thread saying that Bernie won the coin flips and that Hillary cheated, and that they won't vote for her if she is nominated. I hope that nobody listens to that thoroughly unproductive and complete and utter pile of zombie troll bullshit, and uses their own brains to think about the consequences for everyone if she loses the general election.

I caught a zombie troll! He attacked his preferred candidate's primary opponent, when the candidate himself went on live national TV and said to support her if he didn't win the nomination. I called it out as unproductive zombie trolling, and reminded everyone of what our candidate really said to do, and then I moved on, because there is no point in having a discussion with a zombie troll who is dedicated to creating chaos and division.
zombie troll by Bbungus October 6, 2016

Unintentional troll 

He has a good heart. No evil bone in him. But he is a huge time waster. He is the unintentional troll.
Albert just spent whole evening telling us how to get rich. But he happens to be broke. What a time waster. His intentions are pure. He doesn't have an evil bone in him. But he is also an unintentional troll.
Unintentional troll by ValPejic December 16, 2019

hookup troll 

Someone who takes advantage of another who is naive sexually, usually meeting online first, then in real life.
That 40 year old cougar is a hookup troll, she met her 18 year old boyfriend online.
hookup troll by Ultimus Magus March 15, 2022

Behemoth Jungle Troll

A big fat ass chick that looks like she is half hippo half troll.
"Man I got drunk last night and ended up hooking up with a behemoth jungle troll, bitch tried to eat me!"
Behemoth Jungle Troll by Dsmoove1 October 15, 2008