pug-monster

An endearing term for a person who is cute, lovable and resembles a pug.

Synonym for pug (breed of dog)
I love you pug-monster!

She is so cute; she looks like a a pug-monster.

Look at that pug-monster playing with the poodle.
by NoraS December 04, 2007
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Monster Energy

The official drink of tools, douche bags, and white trash.
"Hey that guy over there is such a tool"
"No shit, didn't you see, he's drinking Monster Energy!"
by thetruth5401 July 13, 2009
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Cookie Monster

A man takes a cookie into his mouth, and he inserts it into a woman's vagina. He bobs his head back and forth, inserting the cookie in and out of the vagina. The woman squirts breast milk onto the cookie and vagina to act as a lubricant. Once the vagina has the aroma of a cookie the man gives the cookie to the girl, and he proceeds to go cunnilingus on the woman. As the man is performing cunnilingus the woman puts her breast milk on the cookie and eats it like an oreo with milk. This can be performed on a woman's rectum as well.
Dude, this girl at the bakery had some big ass chocolate chip cookies, and I totally went Cookie Monster on her ass.
by Kenny Cummings April 09, 2008
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blue monster

I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.
by Dani August 12, 2004
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monster in law

One of the worst movies ever. Rich white people complaining for two and a half hours. Lead charictors have never known problems thus they must bitch about the dumbest shit ever. Fuck this movie, fuck its cast, director, and anyone involved. the fact that i could have payed hard earned money to see this makes me inflamed. the fact that i was forced to watch it makes me more pissed. Fuck monster in law.
" i need a vacation, ive always wanted ot vacation to africa."- monster in law
" i cant deal with this anymore"- monster in law
by Quellio November 24, 2006
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Monster Dick

When you drink so many monsters, or other energy drinks that it stunts the groth of your penis, resulting in a tiny, baby sized dick.
girl 1: That guy drinks soo many Monsters
girl 2: He's going to have a nasty case of monster dick
girl 1: Totaly.
by rumblydawg July 11, 2009
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Pit Monster

Someone who works in accounting and is extremly overweight. That person will have between 1 and 10 toes, most likely they would be missing at least a few. They also smoke, don't shower very often and really like trany's. You will often find this person sipping on a diet pepsi.
The Pit Monster just chugged a pepsi while balancing on 6 toes and smoking a cigarette.
by Brinc September 28, 2009
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