Awkward-Thumbitis

An imaginary disease which one contracts when they cannot spell due to awkward thumbs. It usually occurs in adolescents, as such individuals simply cannot spell! When one is texting and they misspell a word accidentally, this is when Awkward-Thumbitis occurs.

Person 1: hey, what u foim tonight?
Person 2: what??
Person 1: dammit! *doin I have awkward-thumbitis!!

by woopdidoop May 16, 2018

Plastic thumb

When you have An abnormally large thumb and stick in in a transgender robots vaginal area. Once done cut off your plastic finger, dip it in some frosting and shove it up your ass

Yo poopy want plastic thumb?

by Land cooch September 20, 2018

m1 thumb

When you get your thumb stuck in the chamber while you reload an M1 Garand.

Yesterday me and the boys were shootin' the ol' M1 and I got the M1 thumb.

by bootyslammer777 June 9, 2019

Phat Thumb

A women with a big clitoris, usually when erect, but sometimes large even before arousal.

"Ohhh- weee look at that phat thumb, pressin up against her panties. Thang big as hell, finna pop out!"

by atm TJ July 30, 2019

Fake thumb boner

When a guy puts a plastic thumb in his pants to make his dick look bigger

Nicy has a fake thumb boner

by Snakey Sneak October 18, 2019

Smash Thumb

When your thumb becomes swollen for days from playing so much Super Smash Brothers with the boys

“Dude my thumb is sore as fuck from playing smash brothers last night”
“Ah yes, good ole Smash Thumb....give it a few days, it’ll heal

by CHIKONEY January 18, 2020

Hershey Thumb

When your boss or co-worker sits around with their thumb up their ass all day doing nothing. Once it's time to go home they remove their thumb which the tip is brown, coated in doo doo, resembling a Hershey Kiss. Sometimes they have poor hygiene and toilet paper is stuck to it as well representing the niggly wiggly completing the appearance. In many cases of frequent laziness and constantly doing nothing the thumb will be permanently stained from the feces.

Hey Joseph you got another piece of candy I see you have one already? Nah Levi I been hiding in the back doing nothing as usual. My fingers are just stained and have the ol' Hershey Thumb now.

by I Am The Ferrett March 6, 2020