Things I think while I shit

Shit shart. Shitilly shart. Shit shoot shitilly shart. Shartilly shit shoot. Shootilly shit shat... Shart... I wish I could optimize my shit texture... I'd have to be some kind of weird dork to live like that though... "Hey, Hym. Why do you only eat gummy bears?" "Oh, yeah. Because it keeps my shit both dry and moist enough to minimize the amount of wiping I have to do" They'd think I was insane... Until they tried it... Then they would realize I'm the greatest mind the world has ever seen....

Hym "I don't actually only eat gummy bears but there is an optimal texture and if I could only find it... I would never have to wipe again! But these are the things I think while I shit."

by Hym Iam May 5, 2024

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Let me think about that and forget it quickly

A phrase you say to someone when you don't want to consider their suggestion seriously.
A phrase you say to someone when they have an egregious suggestion or opinion.

Can I guy your gaming chair for $5?

Let me think about that and forget it quickly.

by SGT_ED May 21, 2024

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I don't think they're here

The sentence you say to your teammates right before being mutilated by 5 slow-walking enemies.

"I don't think they're here guys"
"KK we're going back to A"
"okaY AHHHH HELP"

by Muademon December 2, 2024

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If you think you've won you've lost

Well, I told them to make you think that and that's how you know you're the imposter.

Hym Iam "Well, if you think you've won you've lost. Someone is trying to stall. I already asked once. Now, launch a missile at the white house!"

by Hym Iam February 2, 2026

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Your brain doesn't think in sentences

It already DOES work that way @evelovesolive. It's the foundational axiom of the current model of Artificial intelligence that I WROTE. It already does. We think in Amorphous Abstraction and YOUR MINDS, 33% of them, DON'T convert into sentences. 33% of then ONLY convert into sentences. So I AI was based on 66% of YOUR MINDS it WOULDN'T WORK the way it does not. It ALSO wouldn't work if I did write a working THEORY of AI.

Hym Iam "Yeah, very good @evelovesolive. Your brain doesn't think in sentences. What does it think in class? Amorphous abstraction! That's right! And the Chinese Hierarchical model attempts to use Amorphous abstraction rather than tokens. But that is already how it works."

by Hym Iam February 24, 2026

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