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Second-cousin-eleven-times-removed (2C11R).
My second-cousin-11X-removed is a good person.
by N8953SW June 26, 2021
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Two second butta nutta

1. One who can not last during any type of sexual activity.
1. Omg Tim! Why are you a two second butta nutta? I was not even getting started!
by I-hop650 May 31, 2011
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Big Black Nigga Second

An “enhanced” second when one needs a prolonged period of time to get something done but want to say it in the dumbest way possible.
“When are you man.” “Give me a BIG BLACK NIGGA SECOND.”
by fatkidwitajetpack March 22, 2022
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Second hand peanut butter

When your dog licks the peanut butter off your balls, it is transfused with jizz at this point, and licks your face afterward and you get the taste of peanut butter and the taste of jizz at the same time
My dog gave me some second hand peanut butter, it was extra salty
by Lynn Dunner June 10, 2017
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Hang on two seconds and a monkey

A phrase used to express surprise or bewilderment at the occurrence of an unlikely event.
‘Hang on two seconds and a monkey! My cup of tea tastes like brandy!’
by dontletmeinthere December 28, 2020
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first come second swallow

A hybrid, progressive form of "first come first serve" where the second person literally gets the short end of the stick and has to swallow.
OVERCONFIDENT GUY: "Alright ladies, I'll be in the break room waiting. Remember it's first come second swallow." Overconfident guy pretends to fire his make believe guns at the two girls then walks away with a dumb grin on his face. Girl #1 turns to her friend. GIRL #1: "More like, last one in tastes the rotten eggs." The girls laugh and high five... missing each other's hand of course.
by Terio Marin May 28, 2016
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thirty second youtube ad

The reason why Jesus Christ died

Ex: Man: Hey Bob! Did you hear Jesus died when he got one of those thirty second YouTube ads when he clicked on a video of celebrity side boob fails.
Ex: Man: Hey Bob! Did you hear Jesus died when he got one of those thirty second YouTube ads when he clicked on a video of celebrity side boob fails.
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