This is when you deliberately see a message then don't reply to test is your bæ is a true bae.
If they then send another to carry on the conversation, they've passed.
If not... They failed
If they then send another to carry on the conversation, they've passed.
If not... They failed
Girl 1: Aww bæs texted...
Girl 2: you sure he's your real bæ ?
Girl 1: yeah I think so...?
Girl 2: why not give him The Bae Test to see...
Girl 2: you sure he's your real bæ ?
Girl 1: yeah I think so...?
Girl 2: why not give him The Bae Test to see...
by Random__123 January 28, 2015
Get the The Bae Testmug. When do you think your missus has cheated on you on a night out so just to be sure, you go down on her when she gets home
I was proper paranoid the wife had got with somebody else at her school reunion
Why?
She was proper horny when she got in so I made sure I did the taste test on her first, I don't want to end up with somebody else's come on my dick
How did that go?? Was she clean?
Yeah mate all good just smell a bit like warm piss
Why?
She was proper horny when she got in so I made sure I did the taste test on her first, I don't want to end up with somebody else's come on my dick
How did that go?? Was she clean?
Yeah mate all good just smell a bit like warm piss
by Le on January 26, 2022
Get the Taste testmug. The act of your sexual partner inserting a finger into your anus, and you subsequently passing gas while still inserted; may be performed at any time not exclusive to receiving oral.
“Bro, sally stuck a finger in my ass the other day so I decided to give her the ol’ Shelby compression test!”
“Bud, you’re sick”
“Yeah, bet she doesn’t try that shit again”
“Bud, you’re sick”
“Yeah, bet she doesn’t try that shit again”
by Ligmamom September 16, 2021
Get the Shelby Compression Testmug. When your on the most important question on your test....and your stupid pencil rips through the page...-_-
by ripped test page March 12, 2020
Get the ripped test pagemug. Lady: what's a pillow test?
Man: if you scream, I'll put a pillow over head.
Lady: during sex?
Man: yes.
Lady: shut up?
Man: if you scream, I'll put a pillow over head.
Lady: during sex?
Man: yes.
Lady: shut up?
by -Duju April 12, 2021
Get the pillow testmug. Double finger tested is a process to test the woman's pussy or ass to determine if she is ready to be penetrated with his meat.
While I was having sex with my wife in her pussy, she asked me to double finger tested her ass to determine if she was ready for anal.
by whtronin October 22, 2017
Get the double finger testedmug. A phrase often said by annoying high school girls right before taking a test that they know they most certainly will not fail.
Girl 1: "I'm going to fail this test"
Everyone else: "You literally studied more than this entire class combined, STFU-"
Everyone else: "You literally studied more than this entire class combined, STFU-"
by Geckoli December 8, 2023
Get the I'm going to fail this testmug.