Staten Island Plastic

Women (all caucasian) in Staten Island all get their breast augmentation at the same place, so all the women over forty have identical looking aftermarket breasts.

I can't wait to hit the Midland Beach this summer to see all that Staten Island Plastic laying out gettin some sun...

by Ivory Ocean March 20, 2023

Staten Island Peekaboo

A high stakes game of composure played while riding the Staten Island Ferry where you have to make eye contact and salute the Statue of Liberty while receiving manual stimulation from your significant other (or a friendly stranger).

True liberation cannot be attained until you've experienced a Staten Island Peekaboo.

by SpaHa Carlito February 7, 2023

Harker's Island Handy

When your blood cousin sits on her hand until it goes numb to not feel the shame and then begins to stroke your family tree while looking into your eyes.

"I was on my way to wadeshore and welcomed a Harker's Island handy"

by Uncle tickle December 1, 2022

Coney Island Falafel

The act of having sex with *only* the man’s balls inside the woman’s vagina.

“I thought it was going to be a normal night, but he just stuck his nuts in there. Just the balls.”

“Oh he pulled a Coney Island Falafel”

“Wtf is wrong with you”

by Beef Blaster IV December 13, 2022

Rhode Island Slide

To roll through a stop sign, or intersection without coming to a complete stop.

Nobody ever stops completely at the four way intersection on Wilbur Avenue in Cranston. They just keep doing the Rhode Island Slide...

by 99dakota October 19, 2018

Jersey, Channel Islands

A very beautiful and breathtaking island, located in the Strait of Dover (between Southeast England and Northwest France). It has a lot of tourist attractions and plenty of good seafood and quality of life. Some of the happiest places in all of Europe. Some of the notable places to visit are: St. Helier, Jersey Zoo, St. Brelade's Bay, Beauport Beach, La Corbiere, Grosnez Castle, Sorel Point and St. Quens Bay. If you want peace and quiet in a small island with friendly people all around, Jersey, Channel Islands is the place to be.

Guy 1: Man, I've been to Jersey, Channel Islands for the first time! It feels so amazing with a rich culture and a slow, yet fun pace of life.
Guy 2: That's lovely! I want to visit that beautiful island soon.

by LaserImouto August 9, 2022

Saltaire, Fire Island

A place where kids can fuck around with friends they’ve known since they were 4 years old (thanks to the Saltaire day camp)… also known as a place where young adolescents gather in empty trap houses to get high and then go to the beach the next day, just to do it all over again.
Rules:
Only bikes
Barefoot
Locals only
Get drunk on bay picnic
Hu on lifeguard beach chairs

Notable residents
Ted and Jen of the Saltaire day camp!!!
Doctor bob
Patrick - Saltaire market
All of the public safety officers.
The lifeguards
Will Schiff

“This summer in Saltaire, Fire Island, we’re gonna get drunk at the bay picnic!!!!!”

by FireIslandFuckery December 23, 2021