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Malmönian Flicker Gooning

The ancient, mystical art of flicker gooning in Malmö until you transcend human existence and become a part of the urban landscape. 🌟🔮 One minute, you’re gooning at a neon sign outside a kebab shop, the next minute, you’ve entered a state of nirvana where Swedish meatballs get stuck into your urethra. 🍖✨

The key to true Malmonian Flicker Gooning is patience. Hours may pass as you fixate on flicker gooning at the sight of the Malmö Central Station’s outdated signs, or the faint glow from a malfunctioning traffic light in Västra Hamnen and flicker gooning to the speed of the lights. The more you focus, the deeper you fall into the trance of Malmonian flicker gooning, slowly becoming one with the very soul of Malmö. 🌈😌

Pro tip: For maximum effect, You will need to flicker goon in the 3rd week of February during NordicFuzzCon, for best results you should be rooming in the main hotel, The Clarion Hotel Malmö Live and in the highest floor in the hotel and in the highest numbered room number, with atleast one other person. If you manage to achieve these conditions you will be able to summon the Mascots Iris and Mausie themselves in your room! Bonus points if youre wearing nfc merch or if you have over 1k followers on twitter.com 🔥

Remember: You’re not just gooning in Malmö, you’re becoming a Malmönian, a real NordicFuzzCon attendee doing the yearly tradition of Malmönian flicker gooning. This is the highest level of gaining followers easily on twitter during NordicFuzzCon. 🌍”
Cree: '' Damn bro I cant wait to go Malmönian Flicker Gooning during NFC this year and gain thousands of twitter followers like popufur Caramel''
by Sweetcario January 16, 2025
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Spoon Gooning

The sexual act of cumming onto a tea spoon, before forcing the seman back down the urethra multiple times to create the illusion of a larger load
After many hours of spoon gooning, I was able to increase the volume of my load, I'm sure my girlfriend will love it.
by anakedmaninahospitalroof December 15, 2024
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Goon Slave

A name used for someone who acts as another persons sidekick, often attached onto their master like a leech. The idea of a goon slave comes from the glazing the master receives from the slave, or in other terms 'receiving their goon'
Ethan: "All John ever does is follow me around"

Devon: "Yeah cause he's your little goon slave"
by DCG$ June 7, 2024
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goon

To think of someone in a friendly manner
“I gooned to you
by NicoJK2801 September 27, 2025
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goon juice

my goon bud got goon juice all over my face during the goon sesh
by goonercheeks58 November 15, 2023
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goon

Hello, I'm David Samuels, I love to goon every morning when i upskirt girls
by gnev29 March 14, 2025
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goon squad

the homeless coons on dayz who are known for talking hella shit then failing miserably
yo you see what happened to goon squad?

nah what happened?

we wiped there shit then gave it back, then took it again.
by white_supremacy445 April 2, 2022
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