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Jesus family tomb

Is a tomp found in Isreal also called the Talpiot tomb. It was first brought to the attention of the world in a book called "The Jesus family tomb" by Simcha Jacobovici and Charles R. Pellegrino.
In the tomb there are the ossuaries that contain the bones of a family that brears all the names of Jesus in the bible. It has been estimated by a mathematician that the odds of it being the tomb of Jesus are 600 to 1 in favour of it being Jesus' tomb.
This is one of those things that fundamentalist don't want you to know because it would mean Jesus didn't rise from the dead.
Have you read the Jesus family tomb?
by Deep blue 2012 August 8, 2010
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Tonit and families

She love lettuces, fresh and cool. 10/10 high recommend rainbow outside the earth the very best professional scientists, she put trees outside the earth🥵🥵🥵
"Do you want some tonit and families"
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spn family

the most loving and caring cult fandom ever created. Spn family loves eachother and ONLY eachother so incest is promoted. I recently came out as pansexual and spn family came on me and alwyas physically came you know… I only watch sassy edits of dean and I ship Dam(dean and Sam) everyday
spn hater- spn is so dumb why would you watch that it’s so weird and fans are fucking nuts
Cof, spn stan- take this(proceeds to jerk off violently onto spn haters face) “ughhh take this never disrespect my FAMILY, I only beat to my family so your in spn family now

Welcome…spn is loving ( proceeds to cutt penis off spn hater) you are one of us step bro ;)
by franciscumgobler August 21, 2022
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X9000 Family

The YouTube community of Abdullahx9000. The community is Mostly called the X9000 Family.
Bob: Hey Bobby, have you joined this awesome community yet?
Bobby: Which community?
Bob: "The X9000 Family!"
Bobby: Sounds cool, I will give it a try.
by HungryPizza January 12, 2017
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Stay W0ke Family

First and foremost a family. Then we are a music and art conglomeration that is worldwide. Known for taking over anything they immerse themselves in!
The Stay W0ke Family could be the greatest and closest music family ever created!
by J w0ke (swf) July 2, 2021
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family wiper

A family wiper is a person who hooks up with every single person or child within the same family, making all the siblings spit- sisters/brothers.
Brother 1: I just hooked up with Ashlynn
Brother 2: wait I did that yesterday...
Sister: I just did that an hour ago

Brother 1: I guess she's a family wiper.
by HusbandAndWifeTaker March 24, 2021
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Fatal Familial Insomnia

An extreme, ultra-rare form of insomnia that is downright terrifying to even think of. First identified in the mid-18th century, fatal familial insomnia (FFI) is a progressive disease that makes it physically impossible for a person to sleep.

The symptoms of FFI can be divided into several "Stages" which are as follows:

Stage 1: Habitual sleepiness/drowsiness
Stage 2: Hallucinations

Stage 3: Memory loss/dementia

Stage 4: Coma, then death

Fatal familial insomnia is not curable, and there are no methods of slowing it down that medical experts are aware of. One might think that sleeping pills are a good idea, but that couldn't be farther from the truth; remember the main symptom is that you CANNOT SLEEP no matter what. Sleeping pills actually make it progress quicker. The disease generally kills in less than three years, and in some cases even less than a year. However, there have been anomalous cases where people have lived for five years or more with the disease.
Fatal Familial Insomnia is a terrifying disease. The initial symptoms before you start to (literally) lose your mind last just long enough for you to realize that it's happening, and the fact that it cannot be stopped once it starts REALLY ramps up the panic that ensues.
by Ubeenbamboozledson February 6, 2022
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