Canadian pole cleaning

A sex act where you fill a girls vagina who is having her period with water (or any other substance) then holding it there for 3-4 minutes, then sucking it dry thus making Canadian pole cleaning

Ah man I gave Janet Canadian pole cleaning yesterday, I almost got sick and there was blood everywhere

by PurpleDlido June 9, 2018

Canadian Christmas sushi

Sushi traditionally made during the winter solstice, in the northern hemisphere. Often found with alternative starches than rice.

Bro is that Canadian Christmas sushi?! NO??? its cucumber with cream cheese and salmon on top with capers. Looks like Canadian Christmas sushi to me.

by The sloppy pape December 24, 2021

French Canadian Kiss

Like French kiss but more polite and dyed, often follows by an apology.

We were kissing last night.
French?
No, it was French Canadian Kiss I was very nice and I said sorry at the end since she’s my aunt.

by Justin True Tho March 14, 2022

Canadian Flag Shaft

During sex the most patriotic man will super glue a flag to his penis and wave it as the others suck him off. This is a way to show true Canadian heritage.

In premarital sex between men of mixed races usually between 6 and 10 men there will be a man to pull the Canadian flag shaft.

by Thenickfebicoffical February 28, 2022

Canadian tye-dye

When you spill maple syrup and it stains your jeans, denim jacket, or canadian tuxedo.

I had a sloppy breakfast. Now i'm rocking a canadian tye-dye all day. Unbelievable!

by Ronald Inho January 10, 2009

Canadian Stick Up

taking a turkey baster and filling it up with icy hot, then shoving the turkey baster into the anus and emptying it.

"That Canadian Stick Up you gave me burned like hell."

by budajizz December 9, 2008

Canadian Lobster Tail

When having sexual intercourse with a female of choice near a window, quickly exchange with a well trained goat to make her think you are still doing her, whilst you run outside and go to the window and wave at her, resulting in a wtf moment, but increased pleasure for the goat.
TIP: give the goat time to reach climax, therefore your tip will be of higher sorts.

The other day i heard my mans Nick slammed the shit out of Shelby, so i asked if he did anything special and he said he pulled the Canadian Lobster Tail on that dumb bitch

by PocketMunchies February 28, 2011