The act of covering ones penis in maple syrup, buying a moose, and having the moose lick it off while enticing it with a carrot in its asshole.
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Get the Canadian rough rider mug.A Canadian Snow Blower is when your partner takes a sip from a 7-Eleven Slushie then proceeds to give you a blowjob.
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Get the Canadian Snow Blower mug.A disgusting, yet gentle and highly effective manner of showing disappointment by shitting on the hood of another's car.
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Stuart considered firebombing the home of his former manager, but wisely thought a good ol' Canadian Love Letter would serve justice most apropo.
Stuart considered firebombing the home of his former manager, but wisely thought a good ol' Canadian Love Letter would serve justice most apropo.
by harveymushman September 21, 2014
Get the Canadian Love Letter mug.When having sexual intercourse with a female of choice near a window, quickly exchange with a well trained goat to make her think you are still doing her, whilst you run outside and go to the window and wave at her, resulting in a wtf moment, but increased pleasure for the goat.
TIP: give the goat time to reach climax, therefore your tip will be of higher sorts.
TIP: give the goat time to reach climax, therefore your tip will be of higher sorts.
The other day i heard my mans Nick slammed the shit out of Shelby, so i asked if he did anything special and he said he pulled the Canadian Lobster Tail on that dumb bitch
by PocketMunchies February 28, 2011
Get the Canadian Lobster Tail mug.taking a turkey baster and filling it up with icy hot, then shoving the turkey baster into the anus and emptying it.
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