break n ditch

Breaking something by accident and then either hiding the evidence or fleeing the scene.

I accidentally broke one of my wife's really nice dishes last night. Fortunately, we had a dinner party going on so I just pulled a break n ditch and denied I knew anything about it.

or

My friend was downtown the other night and leaned too hard into a plate glass window on Main Street and it busted on her! She went for a break n ditch. Who could blame her, she works there!

by MTJMZ August 7, 2009

law breaking mexican

Lohkz from tinychat

Look at that lohkz over there. Those law breaking mexicans always at it.

by LatinLover123467890 February 6, 2023

crush heart break

When you have a crush on someone and they break your heart by:
•playing you
•ignoring you

It can also occur when your crush has a girlfriend or boyfriend or is interested in someone else.

I just had the worst crush heart break. I feel like dying.

by Fingerleaf October 5, 2016

Breaking Comment Virginity

verb To be the first one to comment on a picture/video/status on a social networking website.

Usually people want to be the first person to comment on something that they know will soon have a bunch of comments.

"Friend 1: Hey Friend 2! Did you see that picture that Jen put up of her ass in a thong?

Friend 2: Yeah, she just put it up a few minutes ago. I think I'm going to post something, breaking comment virginity on that picture!"

Luke: Nobody posted on your status that you put up an hour ago. I think ill say something and break the comment virginity.

Obi-Wan: Thanks bro

by Lanceapaluza December 1, 2011

The Breaking Bad method

The act of inviting a girl into your home to get laid by watching Breaking Bad. Step 1: watching the 1st episode. Step 2: about 20 mintues into the 2nd episode, move closer to her. Step 3: once the 3rd episode starts, insert your penis into her vagina. Your welcome.

Wow dude! I just pulled of the Breaking Bad method last Light! She was totally blown away!

by Joseph the smartass February 8, 2018

breaking your ovaries

Well...woman don't have balls, so the term is analogous by gender to the phrase breaking your balls for men. Because women definitely need some ovary breaking I think you would agree.

I don't really have to take a shit honey...I was just breaking your ovaries. So keep sucking my cock.

by surfdog May 27, 2016

break my pockets

how someone would react when the price of something turns out to be way more than you anticipated.

Dude 1- Damn they clean, much they cost?

Dude 2- Yeah bro, you can have these kicks for $285.

Dude 1- You crazy? You tryna break my pockets? I ain’t got money like that!

by i ain’t got no bread May 13, 2021