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Cum n gas

Its a gas station that sells cum
"lets go to cum n gas"
by Tophuinnit July 16, 2021
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ng ga kuen

A style of Southern Shaolin Kung Fu, created about 250 years ago brought from China in the early 20th century by Grandmaster Ark Yuey Wong. He became the first traditional Kung Fu master to teach non-Chinese real Kung Fu in the 60's.

Meaning "Five Family Fist" or "Five Family Boxing", the style puts together the knowledge of the 5 most famous Kung Fu styles from the south of China: Hung Gar (Punching), Lee Gar (Defense), Fut Gar (Open hand techniques), Mok Gar (Kicks) and Choy Gar (Stances and footwork). It is also famous for it's teaching of the 5 Shaolin Animals: Tiger, Dragon, Crane, Snake and Leopard, being one of the first styles to introduce the concept of animal kung fu to the West. As a good southern style, it is known for it's powerful and versatile hand techniques and it's use of quick, deceptive and powerful low kicks, with the 'shadowless kick' being a staple of the system.

It became an incredibly important martial art, influencing several styles through their creators, who absorbed parts of Ng Ga Kuen into theirs styles, such as Bruce Lee and Dan Inosanto, creator and preserver of Jeet Kune Do, Douglas Wong creator of White Lotus Kung Fu, Ed Parker, the creator of American Kenpo Karate, Haumea Lefiti who created Lima Lama, James Woo creator of Kung Fu San Soo, among many others.

Today, Ng Ga Kuen is taught in many shapes through the United States, México, Canada and Central and South America.
You'd better not mess with that Miriam girl, I heard she knows Ng Ga Kuen Kung Fu!
by NB-NGK September 8, 2018
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Beer Gas

The gas released out of ones anus after heavy consumption of beery type products.

Also refers to the releasing of cobblers from the mouth aka Bollocks
A) (fart) - yuk! you stink tola, thats some serious beer gas you've got going on.

B) Liverpool are a top four side.....nah im just chatting beer gas again.
by Bigcockman1 June 1, 2010
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pocket gas

process in which one makes a cup out of their hand, covers their butthole with it, farts, and proceeds to smother that hand in someone's face
I got pocket-gased the other day.
by Scott Inglesby April 26, 2005
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outta gas

Describing a person who has done something wrong or socially bad. Also, a person who is so drunk they are incoherent.
Bob:" Oh man, that girl just barfed on the bar!"
Tom: " Oh yeah, she's outta gas!"
by irishHarp2 November 23, 2004
mugGet the outta gasmug.

chinese gas chamber

n. In the midst of a felatio while seated in a leather captain's chair, a man releases a horrendous death fart while applying the 40 pound hammer to the back of the woman's head forcing her to breath in nothing other than the sloppy poop burp.
Janice slowly knobbed by schlong while i gathered up toxic gas and quickly expelled it on the leather chair instantly thrusting her by the neck downwards into my hairy nigger crotch all black and nappy and smelly of being black and digusting and shit... oh yeah... giving her a waft of my anal atmosphere thus putting her through the chinese gas chamber.
by The Broomall Nig September 19, 2009
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ga(me)y

Used by bi-sexual/homosexuals in replacement of saying something is "gay".

Shows that the person using the term "gay" is in fact gay themselves.
God damn it I got stung...thats ga(me)y
by Anon_1985 August 1, 2009
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