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Cunt Whisperer

A person, especially a male, who has the uncanny ability to calm, placate, satisfy, or otherwise tame mean-spiritied, uptight, or generally bitchy women (i.e., cunt(s)). This could also refer to a man who is successful in manipulating his nagging wife.
Tom in Accounting is a cunt whisperer because he got his bitchy boss Susan to let him leave early on Friday when everyone else worked late.

John is a master cunt whisperer--he got his wife to let him go to the game.
by Big Philly Esq. July 26, 2011
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Cunt Punch

When a girl knowingly, or unknowingly mouthes off resulting in a fist to the cunt.
"That stupid bitch wouldn't shut her mouth so I cunt punched her."
by Jumbotron July 20, 2007
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cunting whore

A hooker with a really bad attitude.
by doosey24 June 11, 2008
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Coupon Cunt

A person who has a thousand coupons that they drag everywhere with them and gets pissed if the one they try and use can’t be accepted.
What should have been a 3 minute stop to get a pack of smokes turned into a 20 minute ordeal because the Coupon Cunt in front of me refused to accept the fact that the store will not accept a coupon for cat food that expired in 2003.
by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008
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cunting daughter

a daughter who sluts her cunt around..
You know what she did, your cunting daughter?
or
the girl, cunting daughter gets dirty sanchez' every lunch break..
by kazoo and kasoo October 25, 2004
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cunt muggler

Someone who is such a boring cunt that you need a whole 3 syllables to express it.
All Steve does is play with his dick all day with his windows shut, hes such a cunt muggler.
by ESRSM123 December 17, 2013
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Das cunt

When your German friend is a total cunt
Hans , you are being das cunt.
by Dasarthour October 2, 2018
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