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straight pirate

by Anonymous July 24, 2003
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Straight people

One of the reasons humanity isn't extinct. Seriously why do I see so many definitions hating on straights?
Straight people are one of the reasons humanity isn't extinct.
by the random. March 1, 2023
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Straight hair

Hair that is straight and not curly at all. It can be shoulder length or all the way down to your butt. Guys actually like it when a girl straightens her hair so he can runs his fingers through right before Netflix and chill or cuddling.
Guys love straight hair.

Guy 1: Kirsten straightened her hair today. She looks so sexy!
Guy 2: I know her bf is so lucky. He gets the sexiest girl in school.
by wafflezer July 19, 2016
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Super Straight

a terrible, disgusting “sexuality” created by neo nazis to excuse transphobia. People who say they are super straight claim they are only attracted to the opposite gender, but somehow exclude trans people, which means their logic makes no sense.
Guy: im super straight
Guy2: oh so you’re transphobic?
Guy: Nooo its just preference. I only like women🥺
Guy2: so you like trans women too?
Guy: Nooooo
Guy2: then you’re logic makes no sense. You arent valid.
by randomperson:)) March 8, 2021
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straight rye

I'll have a straight rye.
by magicianfromriga August 18, 2007
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Straight Edge

If you become Straight Edge you have agreed to a certain way of life. You don't do drugs, alcohol, smoke or have casual sex. You can also be vegan/vegetarian and not drink caffiene. Basically you are protecting your body.

There are people who are straight edge, know what it means and sticks with it. They are known as the true straight edge.

Others do it just to fit in and be cool. They tell everyone their straight edge and don't stick to the rules. Idiots.

Lots of straight edge people also draw X's on their hands.
Straight Edge is a life choice, that you won't be forced to make but probably should as it's better for you.
by JustALilFreak October 21, 2012
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Super straight

A fake sexuality made up by closeted gay/bi etc men and transphobes. If you are super straight you only date biological women - by this logic, you also date trans men, making you the opposite of straight. So which is it, guys? Are you gay or are trans men real men?
Idiot: I’m super straight.
Normal Person: That’s transphobic and stupid.
by Orthapox-13 March 6, 2021
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