Max Grafe

The supreme lord of all. A god at DDR and a force to be reckoned with at Call of duty and most First Person Shooter games.

He looks at porn all day and drinks milk while talking to hot chicks online, he always wants to score and he thinks you should start worshipping him now.

No one can taste his skill at computers because he's already hacking into yours now. Get back to work.

I love max grafe, i want to make lots of kids with him - Jenna Jameson

by Max Grafe August 2, 2004

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airpods max

Overpriced Garbage

A: “I got a new AirPods Max!”
B: “Dude, you should have gotten the XM4s”
A: “Na man, I’m already deep in the eco-system”
C: “Bro, I just got my AirPods Max replaced for the 4th time this year”
A: “ Shit man, I got scammed by Apple again”

by sussybaka01 June 16, 2022

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Pulling a Max

being so horny that is absolutely goated especially in the GC.

Hey guys did you here about me Pulling a Max? last night I did a suicide jerk I was about to cum so I yelled ¨Girlfriend!! come quit!!" and as soon as she came in my room I 360 offed my bed no scoped nutted in her mouth giving her that special secret sauce. #LoveGF #whatachamp <3

by Fatcoochslayer69 December 9, 2021

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Emo max

Known for annoying the hell out of his family he gets it from someone named emo josh the one that you would see hanging on a tree and a corny joke on a sheet right next to it. He is also known for screaming reeeeeeee and having a dog that he rapes all the time. He is a torn main and has a nacked torb body pillow.

You are such a emo max

by Emo reeeee June 16, 2018

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