Straight edge

basically saying im too much of a pussy to do drugs or have sex but im still into cool things or im just afraid my of my parents but im a hardcore motherfucking punk/poser emo/poser

poser faggot punk:im straight edge so im still cool with you guys right?
real punk: shut the fuck up bitch! no johnny go get me some smack

by cool ass mothafucker March 14, 2009

straight pirate

an oxymoron

by Anonymous July 24, 2003

Straight people

One of the reasons humanity isn't extinct. Seriously why do I see so many definitions hating on straights?

Straight people are one of the reasons humanity isn't extinct.

by the random. March 1, 2023

Straight hair

Hair that is straight and not curly at all. It can be shoulder length or all the way down to your butt. Guys actually like it when a girl straightens her hair so he can runs his fingers through right before Netflix and chill or cuddling.

Guys love straight hair.

Guy 1: Kirsten straightened her hair today. She looks so sexy!
Guy 2: I know her bf is so lucky. He gets the sexiest girl in school.

by wafflezer July 19, 2016

omega straight

Someone attracted to people born and identifies as the opposite gender and has always identified as that gender.

My boy is omega straight.

by Thesturdybiscuit March 15, 2021

Straight Gone

When something to so stankin' or so tore up that words cannot describe it.

When i was walking in the dorm at UNCG i started to smell a bad smell that was coming down the stair case from the bathroom! As i climbed the stair case the smell was so bad words could not describe it. Stankin', raunchy, none of those words could describe it. There for its straight gone.

by Neuyasha October 12, 2011

straight rye

whisky without ice or water

I'll have a straight rye.

by magicianfromriga August 18, 2007