once upon a time
there was a kid who lived in a house on his own
one day a guy broke in with a knife
you know what happens next...
...thats right, they had a pizza party!!
they ate so much pizza
the guy who broke in said the kid could have some candy in his white van
you know what happens next...
...you called it again!!!! :D they drove to the theme park and had fun on the rides XD
they were eating some cake and the guy approached the kid from behind with a knife...
...and cut the cake evenly so they both got a few slices!! :DDD
then they got back in the white van and drove somewhere...
...it was back to the kids home and he got into bed, ready to sleep
and then when he was sleeping the guy broke in through his window and kidnapped him :)
the end
there was a kid who lived in a house on his own
one day a guy broke in with a knife
you know what happens next...
...thats right, they had a pizza party!!
they ate so much pizza
the guy who broke in said the kid could have some candy in his white van
you know what happens next...
...you called it again!!!! :D they drove to the theme park and had fun on the rides XD
they were eating some cake and the guy approached the kid from behind with a knife...
...and cut the cake evenly so they both got a few slices!! :DDD
then they got back in the white van and drove somewhere...
...it was back to the kids home and he got into bed, ready to sleep
and then when he was sleeping the guy broke in through his window and kidnapped him :)
the end
Grandpa: "kids, dont eat pizza with grown men you dont know... or youll end up with a best friend for life!!!!! :D"
Kids: "that was the worst excuse of a story ive ever heard"
Kids: "that was the worst excuse of a story ive ever heard"
by naminaidk June 14, 2024
Get the A Storymug. Please go through with my handle~
thrusting his cock in and out my pussy until I feel a sticky liquid run into me making me stop. Oh god I cummed he tells me I said, I know, your turn. He goes again, up and down faster faster until I have an orgasm, we’re both shivering with pleasure when he stops. We eventually get to sleep, soaked and still dripping, gripping eachother, me on his dick him with his finger on my clit, and when we wake up, we do it all over again.
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Me : If I lie down here, will you hump me?
You : Maybe...?
Me : -Lies down-
You : -Stabs your 10 inch penis into my throbbing vigina and mover upand down quickly as you push harder and harder into me-
Me : OHHH AHHHHHH HARDER FASTERR!!!! IM GONNA CUMM!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Plz do!
thrusting his cock in and out my pussy until I feel a sticky liquid run into me making me stop. Oh god I cummed he tells me I said, I know, your turn. He goes again, up and down faster faster until I have an orgasm, we’re both shivering with pleasure when he stops. We eventually get to sleep, soaked and still dripping, gripping eachother, me on his dick him with his finger on my clit, and when we wake up, we do it all over again.
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Me : If I lie down here, will you hump me?
You : Maybe...?
Me : -Lies down-
You : -Stabs your 10 inch penis into my throbbing vigina and mover upand down quickly as you push harder and harder into me-
Me : OHHH AHHHHHH HARDER FASTERR!!!! IM GONNA CUMM!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Plz do!
A story of sexual intercourse, usually resulting in the reader becoming horny. Here’s my sex story:
We run upstairs to my bedroom, both knowing what to do. We reach the bedroom and jump under the quilt. Whilst there, we take our clothes off and peek under the covers, jeez his cock is huge, I thought. He starts fingering me, rubbing at my clit, getting faster and faster until I moan with pleasure. He stops and goes inside me making me moan even louder. OH GOD HARDER FUCK ME HARDER I scream. He starts thrusting and thrusting, faster, faster OH OH OH I moan while this goes on, he’s moaning quietly too. Then I scream, OH GOD IM CUMMING and he tells me his dick is soaked. I tell him to stop and we roll over, my turn. I start slowly, gradually faster and faster until we both moan so hard the neighbours hear us. I cum again,
We run upstairs to my bedroom, both knowing what to do. We reach the bedroom and jump under the quilt. Whilst there, we take our clothes off and peek under the covers, jeez his cock is huge, I thought. He starts fingering me, rubbing at my clit, getting faster and faster until I moan with pleasure. He stops and goes inside me making me moan even louder. OH GOD HARDER FUCK ME HARDER I scream. He starts thrusting and thrusting, faster, faster OH OH OH I moan while this goes on, he’s moaning quietly too. Then I scream, OH GOD IM CUMMING and he tells me his dick is soaked. I tell him to stop and we roll over, my turn. I start slowly, gradually faster and faster until we both moan so hard the neighbours hear us. I cum again,
by plz hump meeeee🍆🍑💦🥵 sexyy April 12, 2025
Get the Sex storymug. by nicknamesaregay March 15, 2024
Get the Zagreb storiesmug. you're horny so here!
maria was a 19-year old virgin with a boyfriend named thomas. maria wanted to have sex with thomas, but wanted it to be special. she waited for their 5 month anniversary and invited him to her house. her parents were out of town so it was the perfect oppurtunity. thomas knocked on the door and maria answered in pink lingerie.
thomas: w-what's this?
maria: dont talk, just sex
maria closed the door and lead him over to the bed. she slipped her one-piece off and threw it to the side. she carefully unzipped his zipper while he took his shirt off. she slid down to his 8-inch monster cock and started sucking. he moaned loudly and touched her breasts. he threw her on the bed and he got her in the 69-position. he licked her clitoris and she let out and ear-piercing shriek. "oh thats so good thomas do it again do it again" after many minutes of sucking they switched to missionary. thomas stuck his dick into maria and thrusted in and out. she rubbed her clitoris as he thrusted in and out. she had and orgasam and her eyes rolled back into her head. they switched to cowgirl and thomas cummed inside her tight pussy. they went had 4 more orgasams combined and then went to sleep and had more hot sex the next morning.
now maria has a great sex story to tell her friends
thomas: w-what's this?
maria: dont talk, just sex
maria closed the door and lead him over to the bed. she slipped her one-piece off and threw it to the side. she carefully unzipped his zipper while he took his shirt off. she slid down to his 8-inch monster cock and started sucking. he moaned loudly and touched her breasts. he threw her on the bed and he got her in the 69-position. he licked her clitoris and she let out and ear-piercing shriek. "oh thats so good thomas do it again do it again" after many minutes of sucking they switched to missionary. thomas stuck his dick into maria and thrusted in and out. she rubbed her clitoris as he thrusted in and out. she had and orgasam and her eyes rolled back into her head. they switched to cowgirl and thomas cummed inside her tight pussy. they went had 4 more orgasams combined and then went to sleep and had more hot sex the next morning.
now maria has a great sex story to tell her friends
by you'rewelcome69storymaker February 3, 2024
Get the sex storymug. Stories that are supposed be short and about a parallel and imaged world, which does not exist.
Other world can be whatever you want.
Other world can be whatever you want.
by ChiefLaki May 4, 2019
Get the concept storymug. When a media company who employs purported investigative journalist who make up evidence or significantly financially support a person to provide evidence for a story to hopefully avoid a defamation case against them from being successful.
Etymology: Russell v Australian Broadcasting Corporation & Ors Federal Court of Australia
Etymology: Russell v Australian Broadcasting Corporation & Ors Federal Court of Australia
by DisgruntledVet October 31, 2023
Get the Russell up a storymug. by dani_bear99 March 30, 2015
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