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Post nut frenzy

Contrary to post nut clarity, post nut frenzy is where upon ejaculation, you receive a burst of energy brought out by deep rooted hatreds and spite that you may hold for someone you just fucked or content you masturbated to.

It would be more closely related to "going berserk" after ejaculation.
Man, I tried jerking off to feet for the first time and actually came. I was so angry and disappointed in myself that I was sent into a Post nut frenzy and started smashing shit around.
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Post Toastied 

Post Toastied: to get completely wrecked, obliterated, or defeated- burned to a crisp, blown away by explosives, or melted- usually with the addition of sizzle or smoke.
"Wow, those two guys who just set off the dynamite were post toastied." "My burger was post toastied- it was totally soot black on the edges!" ""Oooh, did you see that sheep fall into the lava? it was post toastied."
Post Toastied by Alain Rae January 12, 2023

Post popularism

When something or a part of something becomes popular long after the release of the original
The term “where have you been loco” is post popularism because it was only popular long after the release of the movie Twilight.
Post popularism by CarsonJayLove January 13, 2023

Post Railed Syndrome 

PSR: The tiredness, soreness, and fatigue you experience from being absolutely railed.
Sorry I'm so tired, I'm still suffering from Post Railed Syndrome from this morning.

post makeout clarity 

This is the exact same concept as post nut clarity however in this case it is after a makeout. You may feel a sense of rue afterwards.
Bro I got with the Schlokness monster last night but I got bad as post makeout clarity so I left.

Post poop euphoria

The "high" following a bowel movement. The act of dumping stimulates the vagus nerve which sends a signal to your brain causing a euphoric glow typically lasting between 2 and 10 minutes. Can be shortened to PPE
I destroyed the toilet the morning after an amazing Indian food feast and had the most satisfying post poop euphoria.

After an amazing bowel movement I experience the best PPE, now I'm ready to tackle my day!

post-privilege depression 

the bleakness one experiences after being confronted with the reality of one's social privilege.
today at work, I had to supervise a lot of manual labor. now I'm bummed and the post-privilege depression struck hard