Potato Day

Every last Thursday is potato day, that means you have to eat something made of potato.

November the 9 (09.11) is the holiest day for the potato. Where you have to eat or drink (vodka) for every meal.
Bro 1: You got the vodka?
Bro 2: Yes of course it’s potato day!
by Holy leader of Potatos November 01, 2019
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tiny potato

girl so tiny and small and cute she is actually considered a match of physique to that of a potato. ( must be caucasian)
You are a tiny potato
by G.I:J3w September 12, 2014
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Potato nut

When you overdose on pectin and your balls swell to the size of potatoes.
Guys I snorted 3 rails of uncut pectin and now I got potato nut!
by Ronnie rook December 30, 2022
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Death Potato

Jordan is a Death Potato
by justafuckingpotato September 01, 2016
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Potato Painter

A potato painter is a residential or commercial painter without experience. They are a danger to themselves, and those around them. Their business’s are based on lies. Potato painters are typically self taught, and didn’t serve as an apprentice prior to starting a business.
Look, another Idaho painter wannabe, fucking potato painter scum!
by Residentialzombe1 December 04, 2019
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