Staten Island Peekaboo

A high stakes game of composure played while riding the Staten Island Ferry where you have to make eye contact and salute the Statue of Liberty while receiving manual stimulation from your significant other (or a friendly stranger).

True liberation cannot be attained until you've experienced a Staten Island Peekaboo.

by SpaHa Carlito February 7, 2023

Harker's Island Handy

When your blood cousin sits on her hand until it goes numb to not feel the shame and then begins to stroke your family tree while looking into your eyes.

"I was on my way to wadeshore and welcomed a Harker's Island handy"

by Uncle tickle December 1, 2022

Block Island Giraffe

When your chick is so tall that she has to open the hatch on your boat to stick her head out to ride your shaft.

I had this chick in my ocean yacht the other night that was so tall she had to do the Block Island Giraffe on me. People walking by on the dock were watching in disbelief as she rode up and down on my long shaft with her head above deck.

Also known as the ocean yacht trot.

by Skinner M September 4, 2021

Jersey, Channel Islands

A very beautiful and breathtaking island, located in the Strait of Dover (between Southeast England and Northwest France). It has a lot of tourist attractions and plenty of good seafood and quality of life. Some of the happiest places in all of Europe. Some of the notable places to visit are: St. Helier, Jersey Zoo, St. Brelade's Bay, Beauport Beach, La Corbiere, Grosnez Castle, Sorel Point and St. Quens Bay. If you want peace and quiet in a small island with friendly people all around, Jersey, Channel Islands is the place to be.

Guy 1: Man, I've been to Jersey, Channel Islands for the first time! It feels so amazing with a rich culture and a slow, yet fun pace of life.
Guy 2: That's lovely! I want to visit that beautiful island soon.

by LaserImouto August 9, 2022

Saltaire, Fire Island

A place where kids can fuck around with friends they’ve known since they were 4 years old (thanks to the Saltaire day camp)… also known as a place where young adolescents gather in empty trap houses to get high and then go to the beach the next day, just to do it all over again.
Rules:
Only bikes
Barefoot
Locals only
Get drunk on bay picnic
Hu on lifeguard beach chairs

Notable residents
Ted and Jen of the Saltaire day camp!!!
Doctor bob
Patrick - Saltaire market
All of the public safety officers.
The lifeguards
Will Schiff

“This summer in Saltaire, Fire Island, we’re gonna get drunk at the bay picnic!!!!!”

by FireIslandFuckery December 23, 2021

dog poop island

The central island within a suburban roundabout serves as a small oasis. While it's a place where local residents might take their dogs for a walk, there is unfortunately an issue with some dog owners neglecting to clean up after their pets. This might occur because the central island isn't directly adjacent to houses, leading some owners to overlook their responsibility to pick up after their dogs.

I went to dog poop island and man did it smell bad

by FlabbyPancakeSause August 12, 2023

Staten Island jellyfish

Its a used condom floating in or around the East River or any other virulent, disease infested, filthy dirty body of water in NYS ..

"Wow I was docking my boat and noticed a Staten Island jellyfish floating by...EEEWWWW Gross"

by Symone...A.K.A Ill NANA November 27, 2013