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Stockton Glass Cleaner

When you are getting head, and before you finish you pull out and nut on her glasses. You then proceed to use your dick as a windshield wiper and smear the cum all over her glasses.
Katie kept her glasses on in bed last night so I gave her the Stockton Glass Cleaner.
by Mega mine 209 October 30, 2025
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Glasses muncher

A school kid who eats glasses for a living
by Thibultus the machine July 4, 2021
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the glass door

When one person sits on top of a glass coffee table while another person lays underneath. The person sitting on top proceeds to take a shit on the glass
Nicole totally gave me the glass door last night
by rbsquared February 21, 2014
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Drop a Glass

When you want to get drunk quick, so you drop
a shot glass of whiskey or a high alcohol drink into a glass of wine. You do it until youre shitfaced or cant anymore.
My boy- Bro, I wanted to get drunk with my bitch Stacy, so we both pulled a drop a glass
Me- bro that sounds great
by CashMoneyK420 January 18, 2023
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Dick on the glass level

When you’re so comfortable with someone that anything is fair game to talk about or act
Well I told you about my ass cheeks because we’re on that dick on the glass level
by Elizabeth1008 June 10, 2023
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Glass slippers

In "Cinderella", a ridiculous mis-translation from the French. The original story, handed down orally, centered around "Vair" slippers, vair being squirrel fur. But "vair" sounds like "verre", the French word for glass, and so it continued. Fur slippers make perfect sense. But glass??
Cinderella felt sorry for the handsome prince, kneeling before her. She wondered what kind of idiot expected her to take two steps in glass slippers, when the beloved pair she had lost were made of fur. "I mean, glass shoes? Really?"
by Monkey's Dad March 1, 2020
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Nostalgia glasses

A term used for when a person or group of people turn a blind eye to the bad side of a past event because they only see it from a nostalgic perspective
"He doesn't realise how bad it was; he needs to take off his nostalgia glasses"
by Hotdog27 March 20, 2025
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