Verb: when you're laying in bed, hungover, next to your one night stand and you need to sneak a fart.
by sherbz June 21, 2014
Get the ninja tootsmug. A cyclist riding against the flow of traffic with no reflective clothing or lights especially at night.
Justin broke his collarbone because he collided with a ninja salmon that was riding towards him in the bike lane.
by BikeEasy.org September 11, 2012
Get the Ninja Salmonmug. When billy opened the cabinet a cup fell out, billy used a ninja catch to get it before it hit the ground and broke.
by Z_watts June 14, 2015
Get the Ninja Catchmug. Defined by splooging on a girl's face whilst she is asleep, and then quickly departing before she can discover who did it.
Must be quickly followed by "Ninja splattered, bitch!"
Must be quickly followed by "Ninja splattered, bitch!"
1) Bob: "Dude, our new pledge Rob totally ninja splattered Joanne to get in our frat."
Bill: "Ha ha that's awesome"
2) Joe jumps in through Jessica's window,lets off a huge load in her eye, then jumps back out the window, yelling "Ninja splattered, bitch!"
Bill: "Ha ha that's awesome"
2) Joe jumps in through Jessica's window,lets off a huge load in her eye, then jumps back out the window, yelling "Ninja splattered, bitch!"
by MaximumCamoflauge March 8, 2008
Get the ninja splattermug. The act of waiting outside someones parked car to see if they leave their car open. If they do you run in after they leave, then you hot box there car. When they come back they'll think ninjas did it.
:Ay yo you here about those kids that ninja boxed my car?
:Yeah Fool those kids are from the swabbage patch kids they be keeping it treal dog.
:Yeah Fool those kids are from the swabbage patch kids they be keeping it treal dog.
by MR.Burns7530 June 30, 2011
Get the Ninja Boxmug. This, along with Railraider originated with a 2016/2017 Kickstarter campaign for a game delivered over a year late. The backers were continually lied to and given the wrong information.
verb
verb: Ninja Dave; 3rd person present: Ninja Daves; past tense: Ninja Daved; past participle: Ninja Daved; gerund or present participle: Ninja Daving
1. to entangle yourself in self-aggrandizing lies, ostensibly for profit or self-benefit, but inevitably doing more damage than good.
2. any self-defeating behavior .
noun
noun: Ninja Dave; plural noun: Ninja Daves
1. an unsuccessful attempt at deceiving or tricking someone.
2. a person unsuccessful at deceiving or trickery who attempts it often.
verb
verb: Ninja Dave; 3rd person present: Ninja Daves; past tense: Ninja Daved; past participle: Ninja Daved; gerund or present participle: Ninja Daving
1. to entangle yourself in self-aggrandizing lies, ostensibly for profit or self-benefit, but inevitably doing more damage than good.
2. any self-defeating behavior .
noun
noun: Ninja Dave; plural noun: Ninja Daves
1. an unsuccessful attempt at deceiving or tricking someone.
2. a person unsuccessful at deceiving or trickery who attempts it often.
"Scott is pulling a Ninja Dave, everyone knows he's never been to Hollywood!"
"I have been Ninja Daving for six months now. She finally figured out I am neither rich nor famous and kicked me to the curb
"I have been Ninja Daving for six months now. She finally figured out I am neither rich nor famous and kicked me to the curb
by f0-shizzle November 11, 2017
Get the Ninja Davemug. On some college campuses with charitable upperclassmen, the beer ninja performs the opposite function, stealthily distributing Beer to those in need, rather than removing it.
by TiedownGiant August 15, 2009
Get the Beer Ninjamug.