squiggle muffin

Everything in the world yet nothing at the same time, the ultimate word

She is everything to me, she is my squiggle muffin

by rockerchic2796 February 27, 2011

Fuggle-Muffin

An expression of extreme annoyance

*stubs toe*

FUGGLE-MUFFIN!

by William Wordsworth October 22, 2023

Muffin Punched

Overseas in Iraq the Army soldiers would throw as hard as they can, full sized individual wrapped Otis spunked muffins @ civilians.

I just threw this muffin at that kids face. Hit him so hard he almost fell over. I muffin punched him!

by Lucky_8 August 2, 2023

Stud muffin

By definition, Stud muffin is Larry 🥰 Aka pookiebear

Oh wow, did you see stud muffin today?

by Buttercup 127 January 6, 2020

dry-muffin

When an individual proceeds to eat some pussy being masked up due to the Covid-19 Virus! Resembling the statement "dry humping".

I didnt even get to first base let alone a home run MY Nigga! We soent all night dry-muffin

by shortyReCcleSs August 3, 2020

American muffin

The American Muffin is a small ring of fried cake of sweetened leavened dough.

I would like a doughnut please. Oh, you mean an American muffin.

by KERMlT September 28, 2022

Murder muffin

A character who has murdered hundreds of people and can possibly kill you with his hands but his/her fans (fangirls) think of them as the sweetest person alive and will protect them at all costs

Eg:

Girl 1: I just love Loki and Bucky and what happened with them was wrong.

Girl 2: But they killed so many people
Girl 1: I know, Loki and Bucky are my murder muffins

by Loki_is_mine January 14, 2022