a shithole where the pedo teacher is still allowed to be working around kids, the cafeteria food is made of plastic, people vape in the bathrooms, and there are only 3 types of people: emo gay kids, annoying bitchy girls who think they’re popular and all wear the same thing every single day, and the boyzzz 🥵🥵🥶😎 who think it’s funny to say slurs and be racist
person 1: what school do you go to?
person 2: i go to longfellow middle school
person 1: i am so sorry
person 2: i go to longfellow middle school
person 1: i am so sorry
by ~your~pseudonym~ May 8, 2022
Get the longfellow middle school mug.Puberty galore. It is another place where kids dream’s go to die as well as faith in humanity. The sixth graders look like Christmas elves on crack, the seventh graders are all weebs and furries, and the eighth graders think every teacher is hot. And yes, the teachers like to “lose” assignments
so they can get their grubby hands on you. Little warning: don’t go into the STEM room alone. He will be there for you…
so they can get their grubby hands on you. Little warning: don’t go into the STEM room alone. He will be there for you…
by Yoyoyoyoyoyo666 December 12, 2021
Get the Canajoharie Middle School mug.Bryant Middle School is where the people who couldnt get a job besides there. The teachers think they’re better than everyone else. All the people there are stuck up and self centered. Additionally, there’s so many dumb kids there, every student is high asf.
by Your mf dad June 1, 2019
Get the Bryant Middle School mug.A school in the middle of nowhere, in which the teachers are either funny, gay, or pedofiles... OH! and theirs tards like Mr. Whiteford, Mrs. Hanlon,Mr. Dworin, Mr. Eyes, Mr. Collins, and Ms. Gahagen. I find it funny how half the school id smokin weed makin out or acting like sluts and no one really cares...
by 8th grader of 2011 April 17, 2011
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by Yetch_ January 18, 2022
Get the Presidio Middle School mug.Delsea middle school. The school were sluts and jockies run around calling eachother faggots and telling eachother to go die. Fun right? Girls will go on and on about their fuck ass uggs and pink cloths, and boys will go on about how much they want to have sex with the girls. Also, only a certain amount of students are allowed in the bathroom at once, so there is pretty much always a line in the hall. Some kids even sneak drugs and other dangerous shit in. Then there’s the nerds and artists. The shy ones. But they are literally the only nice ones in this school so if you want friends you should start talking to the art geeks and nerds.
Life in Delsea Middle School:
Delsea Boy: Omg she is so fucking hot
Delsea Girl: Omg look at my fucking uggs they are so cute!
Delsea Nerd: Hi I’m the only nice one here I’ll be your friend.
Random: nvm I’ll just leave this place is too messed up....
Delsea Boy: Omg she is so fucking hot
Delsea Girl: Omg look at my fucking uggs they are so cute!
Delsea Nerd: Hi I’m the only nice one here I’ll be your friend.
Random: nvm I’ll just leave this place is too messed up....
by Becca_Draws January 7, 2019
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