Glenfield Middle School

The “performing arts middle school” full of talentless kids who act like they’re special. All of the trumpet players in the orchestra are on crack and most of the kids don’t bother doing well in classes because they still get to go to high school. 10/10 would not recommend.

Person 1: you go to Glenfield Middle School?
Person 2: yeah.
Person 1: ew.

by A bored edgy kid February 2, 2020

strickland middle school

the school where ghetto dirty stinky kids think they the stuff. we got white and mexicans saying the n word cause “they can fight” and creppy looking male teachers. people always wanna fight someone but always end up getting beat up. oh and everybody is dating EVERYBODY.

“is this the ghetto?
“no it’s strickland middle school.”

by brourmotherisfoineee February 19, 2022

Canajoharie Middle School

Puberty galore. It is another place where kids dream’s go to die as well as faith in humanity. The sixth graders look like Christmas elves on crack, the seventh graders are all weebs and furries, and the eighth graders think every teacher is hot. And yes, the teachers like to “lose” assignments

so they can get their grubby hands on you. Little warning: don’t go into the STEM room alone. He will be there for you…

We should really enroll our kids into Canajoharie Middle School.

by Yoyoyoyoyoyo666 December 12, 2021

Farquhar Middle School

A school in the middle of nowhere, in which the teachers are either funny, gay, or pedofiles... OH! and theirs tards like Mr. Whiteford, Mrs. Hanlon,Mr. Dworin, Mr. Eyes, Mr. Collins, and Ms. Gahagen. I find it funny how half the school id smokin weed makin out or acting like sluts and no one really cares...

Farquhar Middle School is... well theres really nothin to say but its pretty wierd

by 8th grader of 2011 April 17, 2011

Canonsburg Middle School

Canonsburg Middle School, or CMS is a school where the smell of mint and mango rains out of the bathrooms, Ben you know what I'm talking about. Teachers are fine, except for the ones that stare at my ass all day. Every girl that goes here has gotten dress coded, whether it be their shoulders or their stomach, it's happened. Fights and bad behavior are very common at CMS making the dean miserable, even though he is a great guy. I give this school the nickname of schuul of juul, because of how often I find half empty pods in the bathroom. The only good thing about this school is probably the band, which is actually very good. The smell in the halls is usually fish, and there are condom dispensers in the bathroom because the principals know what goes on in there.

Do you want to go fishing down at Canonsburg Middle School, I am sure we could get some big ones.

by CM is ass May 24, 2019

elgin middle school

a place full of fake ass bitches and man whores.

elgin middle school sucks!

by hehehihateyou December 16, 2019

Cascade Middle School

Nothing But A Bunch Of Hoes And Snakes. The Main Thooters At The School Are The Sevies Who Hang Out With The 8th Graders And Think They The Shit. Every Fight There Is Adam, Daily Or Marc Are Always On It With There Big Heads. (Adams The Security Guard)

Kids: (only at cascade middle school) There’s Gonna Be A Fight At Hicks After School, Get It To There

Daily: *Radio to Marc And Adam* There’s A Fight At Hicks We Need Your Help

by NotYourBusiness101 May 4, 2019