Kyle Kasten

A fat gay white guy with dirty blonde hair and loves to have raccoons in his ass and he thinks doom is better than halo and jojo bizzare adventures is better than dbz and stands can beat goku who can do 3 trillion situps in 10 seconds

a kyle is such a real kyle kasten such

by ifsifhsfg October 24, 2019

kyle francis

A faggot that lives in dedham and goes to DHS but doesnt really pay attention becuase his mind is on his butt buddys and squares because he chain smokes for days

that kid takes it up the ass and chainsmokes? what a kyle francis

by tyjrtjttghg October 31, 2014

Hot Kyle

Like a hot karl, but instead of shitting in a tube sock you shit in a condom.

man i was so mad at john last night, when he fell asleep i gave him a HOT KYLE!

by mecka lecka high March 9, 2011

Kyle

Some kid that lost his virginity to his sister and ripped the fucking condom and is a pretzel murderer who finds joy in playing video games and shooting men in the penis. Don't let him drive you anywhere because you will not make it to your destination and still be able to breathe

God did you hear how kyle lost his v-card to his sister

by lem342869 February 9, 2017

vengful kyle

A person who plays World of Warcraft all day and can't come up with a better screen name

That person is a vengful Kyle.

by holymexican November 16, 2010

Pulling a kyle

Taking home the largest and least attractive hogzilla from a 4 am bar, because why not

Steve was at holligans last night and we caught him "pulling a kyle", I be the smells like shame this morning

by Tullski June 27, 2014

kyle chenevert

A boy with a smokin hot body and a nice truck a lot of people look up to him

Truck slut :wow I would totally fuck kyle chenevert to ride in his truck

by Shit poke October 19, 2015