mayonnaise knuckle bump

When two bros go to knuckle bump each other and one has knowingly left ejaculation on his fist.

Ben: Hey brotha, what’s up? *offers knuckle forth for knuckle bump*

Chad: no man, I’m good, looks you got that mayonnaise knuckle bump there…

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 16, 2025

timmy tough knuckles

A man, boy or diphshit that acts tough (TUFF) whenever possible. This often ends in the embarrasement of the said man, boy or dipshit

"Hey bro, whats up my g, wanna hit up this block cuh?"
"ITS TIMMY TOUGH KNUCKLES"

by andrewdrainy May 27, 2025

bloomer knuckle

A camel toe before the advent of modern women's underwear, when bloomers were a common accessory.

Mary Lincoln has a raging bloomer knuckle.

by Big_Balls_Bob September 3, 2016

Tony Hawk, The Knuckles Zeroing in on spartan locksmiths (left shank accidents)...

What I call homo-sapiens addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Tony Hawk, The Knuckles Zeroing in on spartan locksmiths (left shank accidents)...

by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025

Fucker knuckle

Typically when you finger a girl up to your knuckle. Sometimes when two men try and finger each other.

EX. I got fucker knuckled last night and it felt great!
EX. David and I need to try to fucker knuckle tonight.

by It's me bitch March 14, 2018

knuckle hamburger

A variation of a hand job. The fist is applied to the penis, flattening it against the body.

This action mimics the flattening of ground beef into a hamburger patty, thus the name.

Dude 1: I heard she gives a wild knuckle hamburger.

Dude 2: Yeah bro my dick was as flat as a Steak n Shake burger!

by Herschel Goldsteinberg April 23, 2023