by Oldestoldman October 24, 2020
Get the Crack Johnnymug. The most sexiest man has the biggest dick out of the whole group chat and gets the most pussie out of his whole friends.
by Luis Fuentes November 26, 2021
Get the Johnnymug. A blue eyed, kind on the inside, dink on the outside Johnny. He has big ears and a reseeding hairline but sports the cutest most innocent face. ( he's rarely innocent) He can't grow hair to save his life. He's a great dad, even to kids that aren't his. He gets carded buying alcohol cuz of his baby face. He thinks he's always right and never admits his faults. He's mostly talented at everything he does (super annoying) he's super lovable and you have a hard time hating him or staying mad at him. His girlfriend usually drives a jacked up truck. She's super pretty and super easy going. He passes people off being a dumbest and that's how he was deemed "fuckin Johnny"
by Sagingonelifeatatime June 19, 2021
Get the Fuckin johnnymug. by ibmayhem September 3, 2019
Get the johnny-hornedmug. 
A burnout athlete at a sub-professional or non-mainstream sport that lives in the past. Such athletes will usually stick to their hometown to hang onto their local fame that shrinks exponentially each day from their self-perceived historic career. Name recognition is almost nonexistant outside of their hometown as they were barely relevant during their peak for a sport that 99.999999999999999% of the world doesn't follow.
Oh Clint? Yeah, he's a Johnny Spillane, the guy threw a touchdown pass once in a playoff game in middle school. He still offers autographs at the King Scoopers to the bag boys.
Uncle Rico, yeah, he's a Johnny Spillane, he's constantly working on his tryout tape.
Uncle Rico, yeah, he's a Johnny Spillane, he's constantly working on his tryout tape.
by Eric Frenzel July 17, 2022
Get the Johnny Spillanemug. by Hairymenacingfoot January 3, 2022
Get the Fuckin Johnnymug.