Fat bitch Friday (FBF) is a day of celebration for “chonksters” and freight train mommies. If a “bitch” has cottage cheese, her glory shall be basked in on every damn Friday of every damn week. Taking the phrase “I like some meat on my bitches” literally, many men find great joy in counting the number of “honkers” they see from 12 AM to 11:59 PM, and even create a sort of sport from it. If their thighs look like McChicken, you best BELIEVE us gentlemen want some on our plate. No girl tops the other, which is one of the slight advantages it has over WGW (see definition.) Every Friday is a legal day to call a bitch out for being fat, however, praising thick shmommies may accumulate you bonus points to take her home and have her literally kill you with her thighs. Stuff your girl full of fryer grease, donuts, and fiber, because, well, who doesn’t love feasting on a fresh log, but most importantly, she needs to be ready for FBF! It’s fast approaching, so get out there with the knowledge you’ve learned and catch yourself a “thicc bih”. Or maybe make fun of her stupid obese weight (in pounds.)
by Prof. Sex December 22, 2019
When Ice Cube, Chris Tucker and you smoke a fatass joint while eating up all the food in the goddamn refrigerator and then Send steals the chain your grandmama gave you
by UrmomISagoddamnhoe August 26, 2016
When a person is off "sick" all week but makes it in on Friday still "sick"l but makes the effort and comes in on Friday
Looks like Dave is in today but why bother it's Friday and he's been off all week.
Yeah must be trying for a hero Friday.
Yeah must be trying for a hero Friday.
by Zombiekoi January 27, 2017
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by Beep beep you sad fuck October 07, 2021
You have a run of screwing up what you’re typing and so you say loudly eff’n FAT Fingers Friday. BECAUSE you always rush stuff on the computer on Fridays and stuff it up because you’re in a hurry!
by Da Kriss March 20, 2020