BOATED

Someone who tries too hard to be GOATED but fails.

Tyler ; Bro Eminem is GOATED.
McLovin ; Nah he tries too hard, lowkey BOATED.

by Kop_ December 24, 2020

whatever fucks your boat

Veyr much like whatever floats your boat but with more pizazz and gravitas

Person 1: "Should I climb mount everest and then parachute off the top of it?"

Person 2: "whatever fucks your boat"

by batman2504 March 11, 2025

Boomer Boat

A cruise ship usually patronised by Baby Boomers who enjoy each others company by bonding through "Back in my day..." or "Young people these days..." anecdotes.

Q. Hey John, where are your parents at the moment?

A. Sailing the Mediterranean in a 'Boomer Boat' with a bunch of other entitled geriatrics. Probably enjoying the Diarrhea phase of the cruise by now...

by Pecks 1970 January 19, 2021

boat hook

To describe someone as bent, crooked or corrupt

He’s as bent as a boat hook that lad

by otispunkmeyer86 April 25, 2021

Duck boat

1. Duck boat is the act of crapping in Tupperware and leaving it in a water filled sink/bathtub.

Hey man I just left a duck boat at Tyler’s house.

by Ogporkandbeans January 13, 2025

Mississippi boat tour

When one takes a shit in the upper tank of the toilet. The turd proceeds to turn round and round.

Just took a Mississippi boat tour in Ben’s bathroom. Let’s go.

by KC Export January 14, 2022

Pizza Boat

Three-way consisting of, in sequence, one member in and out and wiping/rubbing Period blood all over her abdominal area up to chest then into her mouth as the next member penetrates and does the same

Had a great time last night, we gave her a good Pizza Boat after prom.....

by money shot, rusty trombone February 14, 2024