Fake Person

ANA JULIA & RAFAELA

Ana Julia talks shit about a girl because she's such a fake person.. i.e
"Oh my god if you slept over her house she'd try to fuck you in your sleep"
*keep in mind Ana Julia has neverrrr met this girl before*
Rafaela thinks OH MY GOD I LOVE DRAMA I SHOULD GO TELL THE GIRL THIS MAYBE THEY'LL FIGHT.

by myboobsareperky September 5, 2009

fake hustle

Originally a sports term referring to players not giving 100%; more prominently used to describe trickery, swindling, or any form of cheeky shenanigans. Popularized by NBA Analyst Mark Jackson.

Vince Carter was fouled hard in the face, apparently having one contact-lense knocked out. While slowly making his way towards the foul line, he could be seen blinking his left eye and looking up towards the lights. After continuing to show signs that he could not see straight, VC took the ball, knocked down both foul shots, and jogged away laughing, pointing at Mark Jackson on his way back down the court. That's fake hustle.

by InPariseWeTrust009 January 16, 2008

Fake Grind

When someone pretends they are grinding, but are actually not. Similar to procrastination.

'He said he was going to do work, but I caught him playing fortnite. He is on the fake grind'.

'CLane is never grinding. He is always on that fake grind.'

by Grif98 June 16, 2018

Fake Appendages

This word basically means that something, usually the more private parts are fake. It is used to mean something fake around the penis area, or for a girl, fake breasts.

Damn! I can just tell that guy to be real!

by Bobsquad August 31, 2005

fake d.i.y.

When someone or something creates the illusion of anything being done or made d.i.y. or adhering closely to the d.i.y. ethos of do-it-yourself, but the truth is lacking the d.i.y. spirit.

There is a bis song (This is Fake diy) that bemoans the trend.
This is/ funded by a major/
But shabbily packaged to pretend that it’s cool

Those Urban pants are cute, but they're so fake d.i.y. with the cub scout patches sewn all over them.

by Lulululu December 16, 2005

fake jonas fan

someone who has never heard of Jonas Secrets or jbfbdb.

"You've never heard of Jonas Secrets? Do you even know what a creeper is?? You must be a fake jonas fan."

by shes.an.underdog June 26, 2008

fake hipster

someone who wears cheap, discount store clothes, loves cats and triangles and the Beatles, has a tumblr with a funny username, thinks it's cool to be a hipster

The cat shirt, triangle leggings, Beatles album in hand, and high rise shorts can only be a FAKE HIPSTER!

by macarooni September 7, 2012