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Corporate Communism

Corporate communism, as defined by the Beatnik Bird, is when brain dead corporations own the means of communication, (the privatized Big Brother) and which are dedicated to promoting the anarchist idea that the best government is no government beyond the military and the police. Whatever government exists is a wholly owned subsidiary of the corporations kind of like Czarist Russia before the Marxist revolution in 1917 when everything was owned by royalty and its facilitator the church.

Corporate Communism is a blend of two of the most hated and abused terms in pop economics, corporatism, aka capitalism and communism, aka socialism. It was created by the Beatnik Bird as a descriptive term to grab the attention of those who have no factual knowledge of either but are convinced that either or both are evil.
Corporate communism is when brain dead corporations own the means of communication, and which are dedicated to promoting the anarchist idea that the best government is no government beyond the military and the police
by Beatnik Bird April 29, 2024
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Country human community

Some fatass niggas who ship country for thier own ass aslo they bulit like Charles barkely
by Reekidhalo September 23, 2023
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Community Fun Dip

This means someone who gets around.
You are such community fun dip.
Look at the community fun dip go.
There is the town community fun dip.
by PixiesRealm June 25, 2023
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Community Organizer

I don't have a job, so I stack legos. I call myself a community organizer.
by andkri November 13, 2017
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Community cheese

When every one in the community has contributed to the truffle butter and the truffle butter bad morphed into the cheese.
Vikki has the community cheese after the community train last night.
Vikki must ration the community cheese, due to excessive cheese mongering.
by King dingle January 10, 2022
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Communism

Friedrich engles has no iPhone because communism
by RecoFromUSA August 24, 2023
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Communism

Communism is when people who arent minorities get rights.
Communism will make everyone equal which makes others starve and die 100 gorillian deaths.
by Chevyman95 July 19, 2023
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