ranchero breakfast

When a girl on a farm (or in any Southern State) eats eggs for breakfast, and afterward starts sucking a guy's dick & she pukes the eggs on his dick... but like a Champ she keeps going, and swallows the eggs again while continuing to suck his dick.

I cooked eggs for my girlfriend this morning, and she ended up having a Ranchero Breakfast.

by Gusthe3rd July 11, 2018

Guatemalan breakfast

When two females shave their heads and pour syrup on their tits.Then the male continues to ejaculate into their eyes while dipping waffles on the females heads and shoving them up his anal cavity.

I had such an amazing Guatemalan Breakfast this morning,I won't be able to shit sideways for a few months!

by Twisted peddler 90 April 5, 2017

Breakfast Sausage

When you wake up from having sizzling, steamy dreams of your girl(or boy) and are bulging out of your boxer briefs and they’re waiting to devour it.

Oh baby I must have been thinking about how hot last night was. See this breakfast sausage ? It’s all for you. Thank you for an unforgettable night!

by Scrotal Apnea May 25, 2024

Brazillian Breakfast

PLS I'M BRAZILIAN AND I DON'T EAT SHIT FOR BREAKFAST 🤢THATS DISGUSTING WTF!!! I EAT BREAD, CEREAL BUT NOT SHIT!!! ANYTHING BUT SHIT 😭

I ate a brazillian breakfast

by seggsynexono February 24, 2024

breakfast of champions

Any kind of juice served after hangover.

I had a breakfast of champions!

by Billlio January 21, 2017

breakfast board

fat rack of lines when you wake up or at the break of dawn.
drugs to start off your day

jimmy: wouldn't mind a breakfast board in a few.
damo: exactly what i was thinking, et's start the day off with a few phat lines jimmy
jimmy: glad you agree, never bitch the sesh
damo: got the dealos number?

by homestew December 21, 2016

Breakfasting

When you get glitched crown and r-key in the same run and dilute any pool of items, leading to breakfast being the only item to acquire from any pedestal. it kinda sad

Nerdy gamer: I had this sick run in the Binding of Isaac: Repentance, but than It started breakfasting and didn't get to see anymore synergies.

Normal guy: What the fuck are you talking about

by Johnny sons October 2, 2023