Fake friend

They will be there with you in your brightest moments but disappear during your darkest moments.

Hide your bf/gf/bff because that fake friend will snatch them

by He broke her May 18, 2018

Fake Friends

1) they won’t talk to u if they are around “popular people”
2) they don’t invite you to something because you are “not popular enough” or “embarrassing”
3)they only talk to you if they need something not if you do
4) they “pretend” to like u

5) they don’t ever include u in anything

If any of those apply you have got urself a FAKE FRIEND

They are all such fake friends like they never include me in anything ever.

Natalie is such a fake person she says that she hates all of them and then hangs out with them the next day.

by thewarriorgoat May 3, 2018

fake friend

a friend that doesn't keep it 100

you know who is a fake friend? hat guy agustin!

by yeyaaaa May 9, 2017

fake shy

When you pretend to be shy, but you really are a freak in the sheets.

Sami thinks Ali is fake shy because Ali wouldn't let sammi suck her nipple at gay pride, when really Ali is a freak in the sheets.

by Bonitaali June 25, 2017

fake ginger

A fake ginger is a person who's hair is either so light it's almost blonde or so dark it's almost brown and so cannot be classed as a true ginger.

Nathan's a fake ginger, his hair is "strawberry blonde".

by El3na June 28, 2017

fake bitch

Opposite of a real nigga, phony, unreliable

Tyler won't raid with his friend Francesca because he's a fake bitch who'd rather have a virtual fuckin' bird than spend quality time with friends!

by phony ass twat July 24, 2017

Fake Estate

It is like Real Estate, but fake. If someone tells you they'll give you real fake estate, don't trust them!

Me: Sorry, I don't do real estate, only fake estate.
Friend: You're stupid.

by ¤Cherry June 5, 2018