Fake President

Refers to Donald Trump, whose family's actual surname is "Drumpf" not "Trump", one who is not the real president as picked by the majority of the United States population, and is in fact a puppet planted by Russia's Vlad Putin.

Fake President again made false accusations against others, and has called for Russia to be invited back into the G8 Summit.

by Maddog June 22, 2018

fake marry

to fake marry is when girls say they married each other. one girl acts as the husband and the other girl acts as the wife. they do not think it is lesbian in any way to say they are "married" to another girl.

just another stupid thing girls do.

Sarah: "OH Lauren. Will you marry me? I love you. "

Lauren: "Yes Sarah. I love you. I accept."
Sarah: "We will get married in a month from now."

Lauren: "My heart will be waiting for you until then."

(they fake marry a month later and admit to others that they're husband and wife.)

by nayvin93 February 20, 2011

Fake-O

Someone who is fake out the ass or known as a poser.

Dude,look at that cheerleader-she was goth yesterday-and nerdy Wednesday-she's such a Fake-O!

by limeee April 7, 2007

fake shy

When you pretend to be shy, but you really are a freak in the sheets.

Sami thinks Ali is fake shy because Ali wouldn't let sammi suck her nipple at gay pride, when really Ali is a freak in the sheets.

by Bonitaali June 25, 2017

fake fucking

To pleasure your lover only, not actually fucking. If you use a condom it isn't fake fucking

"You actually did Lisa last night?"

"Nah, she didn't want to risk having a child"

"So you were fake fucking?"

"We were, yes"

"You know you could have worn a condom right?"

"THAT LYING SLUT!!"

by DigiFigiHigi April 15, 2015

fake holiday

A fake holiday is a holiday you celebrate with your closest friends, rather than with your selfish family.

I hate christmas, I wish we had a fake holiday we could replace it with.

by badboiclurb October 9, 2014

faking the flavor

faking the flavor, mean to give a false impression of who you are, being getto fabulous, unreal life style.

I have a partner, who be faking the flavor. He is always broke as hell, behind on his bills, about to lose his home. And yet he still trying to keep up wiith the well to do Jones, Smiths,and Browns. pretenting to have it going on, by Buying $300. dollar David Eden Croc. and can't buy a hot dog.

by P.A. Mac June 10, 2010