Fake friend

They will be there with you in your brightest moments but disappear during your darkest moments.

Hide your bf/gf/bff because that fake friend will snatch them

by He broke her May 18, 2018

Fake President

Refers to Donald Trump, whose family's actual surname is "Drumpf" not "Trump", one who is not the real president as picked by the majority of the United States population, and is in fact a puppet planted by Russia's Vlad Putin.

Fake President again made false accusations against others, and has called for Russia to be invited back into the G8 Summit.

by Maddog June 22, 2018

fake bitch

Opposite of a real nigga, phony, unreliable

Tyler won't raid with his friend Francesca because he's a fake bitch who'd rather have a virtual fuckin' bird than spend quality time with friends!

by phony ass twat July 24, 2017

Fake Estate

It is like Real Estate, but fake. If someone tells you they'll give you real fake estate, don't trust them!

Me: Sorry, I don't do real estate, only fake estate.
Friend: You're stupid.

by ¤Cherry June 5, 2018

Fake Friends

1) they won’t talk to u if they are around “popular people”
2) they don’t invite you to something because you are “not popular enough” or “embarrassing”
3)they only talk to you if they need something not if you do
4) they “pretend” to like u

5) they don’t ever include u in anything

If any of those apply you have got urself a FAKE FRIEND

They are all such fake friends like they never include me in anything ever.

Natalie is such a fake person she says that she hates all of them and then hangs out with them the next day.

by thewarriorgoat May 3, 2018

fake holiday

A fake holiday is a holiday you celebrate with your closest friends, rather than with your selfish family.

I hate christmas, I wish we had a fake holiday we could replace it with.

by badboiclurb October 9, 2014

fake fucking

To pleasure your lover only, not actually fucking. If you use a condom it isn't fake fucking

"You actually did Lisa last night?"

"Nah, she didn't want to risk having a child"

"So you were fake fucking?"

"We were, yes"

"You know you could have worn a condom right?"

"THAT LYING SLUT!!"

by DigiFigiHigi April 15, 2015