Handsome man with a massive beast in between his legs and always inpresses ladies
Very smart and always thinks of others first.
He is the best friend you will ever get
Very smart and always thinks of others first.
He is the best friend you will ever get
I love Evan
by Todd Armstrong December 21, 2021
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“Smh I bet he can’t even bench a plate”
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by Mad Shitter June 28, 2024
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Being naked eases the transition between pain and laughter, yet also adds more emphasis on the need for privacy. Evan Moments Usually happen in quick succession of eachother, an effect similar to the domino effect. It is said that sexual approches during these brief periods may result into severe penile fracture for men and women.
Being naked eases the transition between pain and laughter, yet also adds more emphasis on the need for privacy. Evan Moments Usually happen in quick succession of eachother, an effect similar to the domino effect. It is said that sexual approches during these brief periods may result into severe penile fracture for men and women.
"Omg, Is this actually an Evan Moment ? Quick, hide your penises !"
"Yo thomas, Wanna do an Evan Moment real quick with me ?"
"Yo thomas, Wanna do an Evan Moment real quick with me ?"
by The_Woke_Tits May 13, 2020
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likes nature
likes to climb shit
likes anime
for some reason he told me to add this but he has a big chicken (iykyk)
likes nature
likes to climb shit
likes anime
for some reason he told me to add this but he has a big chicken (iykyk)
by RamOrRow November 28, 2023
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The most amazing guy u will ever meet! Sure you’ll fall in love with evan and may not get anything back at first just know he’s worth waiting for he’ll give you his heart when he knows it’s true. Always date a guy like evan. Evans are always there makes you laugh plays Games till day light shines in. Oh and always remember to give the most care to Evans they deserve it and are definitely worth it :)
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