evan

Evan is the blackest nigga on earth ong🙏😹💯

"did you see Evan?"
"Ya that nigga's so black."

by Thebestknitter123 May 27, 2022

Evan

evans are fucking cool. made fun of just for being a nice person but really fucking cool... and energetic.

"Fuck evan man. YO leave my bro Evan alone. He's cool as fuck and really nice."

by kidneybean78 May 28, 2022

Evan

Guy with massive penis

My god he must be an Evan

by Chefeverything May 31, 2022

Evan

A word to describe an annoying boy. An Evan makes random sounds that annoys everyone during class. Evans are usually gay and somehow the most popular boy in the school.

An Evan: gagagagaga hehe uwu SUSSY BAKA *moan* ur mom hahaha *burp*

Everyone: Evan is so cool
a normal person: * peep*
Everyone: ew ur so weird

by sexydhephiana May 31, 2022

Evan's Mom

A MILF everyone has had their turn with
See: Cum Bucket, Cum Dumpster, Slut, Whore, etc.

Person 1: I fucked Evan's Mom
Person 2: Who hasn't

by qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujikolop May 31, 2022

Evan

He loves maps and whenever he says "TELL ME A DARK HUMOR JOKE" just say something about orphans.

Evan likes maps

by HEHE rawr June 6, 2022

EvanDarkSun

Hot sexy greek god made otu of gold fucking a sex god he can knock someone out with one blow with his 12incher he can fucking pistol whip but with his giant ass cock he is a ladys man he can do anything and i mean ANYTHING trust i would know on my momma i swear i put it on god 100% like my dogs pedneis

EvanDarkSun: Nigger|

The plagued one: Yes indeed pick it they shall pick 9it

Yerfs

by Yerfs June 12, 2022