Douche Rocket

A Huge Douche Bag; One that is high and above all the other assholes.

Jim: Dude, Can you believe Steve? He Showed up late and drunk to my wedding. Then he tried to get with my wife!
Joe: What a Douche Rocket.

by Mr. Danger February 16, 2008

douche bag

a person (typically a guy) who succeeds in pissing everyone off and completely failing to recognize it. except for some reason manages to be the most attractive guy (typically) in the place.

sometime refers to a guy who writes bad four chord repeat songs on a guitar then names the song after a girl.

wow that guy is a douche bag.

what a douchey song.

by chuck norris :D April 16, 2009

douche taco

A vagina filled with douche fluids.

Go eat a douche taco!

by Dreamerblade April 27, 2010

fag douche

A piece of clothing that makes you look like a fag, a douche or a fag douche

A person that can be a fag, douche, or fag douche

Dude take that fag douche off your wrist you look like a fag.

by Blackmizo July 27, 2010

Douche Armada

a group of 5 or more douche canoes

guy1: Dude, check out the douche armada that just walked in
guy2: yeah, what a bunch of douche canoes

by donkers1 February 7, 2010

douche babe

A very attractive yet very unintelligent and crass boy/man.

1) Woah, that guy sure is a douche babe.

2) Zach Efron

by Malachi Fillman May 6, 2009

Douche Chills

a shooting spine tingling chill felt throughout the entire body brought on by a awkward, embarrassing or uncomfortable moment...This can be either self inflicted by embarrassing the shit out of yourself in a public setting or secondary to witnessing someone else doing something corny, douchie or creepy...douche chills only last for a short time but are very scary...the harvard medical journal did a study on douche chills and concluded as little as ONE episode of douche chills inflicted on someone by another is known to end personal friendships or relationships...so try not to be a douche bag or make a ass out of yourself...

"everytime that kid opens his friggin mouth he gives me douche chillssss"

by johnny bisquick November 12, 2011