You may contract this disease from interacting with Miniaturejoshey while on the Hypixel server in Minecraft. People who have contracted this disease often lose higher brain function and a sense of reason. You might find such individuals in Hypixel lobbies or on Twitter talking about Miniaturejoshey. Despite doing this for many years, they do not seem to be able to return to normal and spiral into madness.
He is suffering from Miniaturejoshey's disease.
by georgefilipe June 07, 2024
When your husband/boyfriend looks for something, you tell him EXACTLY where he should find it, and he can’t. You get up and get it, from exactly where you said it would be.
Him: Do we have any ketchup?
Me: Did you look on the second shelf to the right?
Him: YES! It’s not there.
Me: Are you sure?? I have to get up to find it!!
Him: IT’S NOT THERE!!!
Me: *Opens fridge door. Pulls out ketchup.*
Him: *Shouts* WHERE WAS IT?!?
Me: Second shelf. To the right. Yeah. Refrigerator disease. Ugh.
Me: Did you look on the second shelf to the right?
Him: YES! It’s not there.
Me: Are you sure?? I have to get up to find it!!
Him: IT’S NOT THERE!!!
Me: *Opens fridge door. Pulls out ketchup.*
Him: *Shouts* WHERE WAS IT?!?
Me: Second shelf. To the right. Yeah. Refrigerator disease. Ugh.
by SweetDee123 January 12, 2019
A terrible stupid virus that people spread because they were
touching each other bodies like vampires in the night, especially dumb ones.
touching each other bodies like vampires in the night, especially dumb ones.
by Meh reh March 16, 2020
When you have a cold and you blow your nose so much that it starts shredding the skin under your nose to the point of needing a healing cream
by Nuk3_ April 21, 2021
The disease where people think they are smarter than they really are, especially regarding Dodgers backup catcher Austin Barnes. No matter how hard you to try to disprove the points of someone with Klein's Disease, they will never give up.
by vivalosdoyers July 11, 2021
Any disease or digestive problems involving regular bodily maintenance/functions. These tasks may often be revolting to others or embarassing for the afflicted person leading to the task being performed in the privacy of bathroom stall.
by Joelseph August 22, 2017
You are in a middle of a conversation and you see something shiney so you stop dead conversation and point it out.
by Naynau February 20, 2018