A fortune cookie is a person (Usually a girl/woman) that updates social networking sites like Facebook and Twitter, always saying wise quotes about anything (Mainly love or song lyrics) then using hearts at the end.

The easiest way to deal with a Fortune Cookie is either post on their page with stupid quotes or just call them a Fortune Cookie until they learn why its dumb to do that.

‎"Making mistakes is part of life, how we fix them is what matters. <3"

stfu fortune cookie.

Fortune Cookie by TwoEight0ne November 16, 2010

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Meat Cookie

A crispy possibly crunchy hamburger with the texture of a two month old samoan cookie found between the crack of your couch.

Can I take your order?

Yea, I'll take a double meat cookie with bacon, lettuce, tomato, and onion.

Meat Cookie by T.J. Dubz June 17, 2008

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cooties

an invisible bug thats on boys and girls
you get cootiefied after hangin out and being close to the opposite sex
you get very itchy

ahhh!!! clay gave me the cooties!!

cooties by blehmonster August 7, 2007

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Cookie-pusher

Effete, unmasculine person with pretensions to social status; pejorative for a diplomat.

I went to a party in Georgetown with a bunch of cookie-pushers; some of them even were speaking in French. Time to leave town!

Cookie-pusher by Cornholio October 28, 2003

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