Keldon Cook

Another term for one of the lesser men in a prison. These Keldon Cooks, Aka Prison Bitches, are often looked for in order for larger prisoners to relieve their sexual urges. Yes, a Keldon Cook is the best of sexual releases, as he does not complain and gets pleasure out of it himself. Prisons often suffer from immense amounts of rapes and violence, however with more Keldon Cooks, prisons have been becoming more peaceful due to the lessening tension brought with their desire to pleasure all prisoners within 10 cell blocks.

Black Prisoner: Yo nigga, I gotta blow my load.

Other Prisoner: Shit nigga, you got to check out that Keldon Cook in cell block 69.

Black Prisoner: (Penis explodes)

by Chris Bittner December 29, 2013

Allie cook

Allie is awesome. Allie is beautiful. Allie is my world 🌎. Allie is nice. Allie is caring. Allie has more friends then me. Allie is very smart. I love Allie❤️❤️❤️

Allie cook❤️

by And1thanku June 15, 2019

you're cooked

Popularized by twitch streamer Tbvnks, the word "cooked" in this context essentially is another word for someone who's screwed.

Person 1: I got 3 inches at 18, am i cooked?
Person 2: Yeah bro, wrap it up cause you're cooked.

by DemiDaBigDick February 21, 2024

Cooked lamb in toilet

Being alcolized to the point that one hallucinates the presence of actual lamb meat stewing in toilet water after a hectic night out with the lads. One is very concerned by the matter but unable to communicate this with others as they are too dumbfounded by the statement to comprehend. May feel a lot of frustration about this and unsure as to why halfwits are not alarmed by the occurrence.

“I was so on it last night that I experienced cooked lamb in toilet”

by princessej March 26, 2018

Carrie Cook

Gavin cook's lover

Is that Carrie Cook? Omg she and Gavin are the perfect couple!

by JacobLover___ May 24, 2022

I'm cookes

When you mean to type "I'm cooked" on the Roblox chat but you accidentally hit "s" intead of "d" cuz they're next to eachother.

Person 1: *gets mona lisa in shrimp game*
Person 1: I'm cookes
Person 2: Whaaat...
Person 2: Um, chile... anyways so-
Person 1: cooked*
Person 2: ohok

by DogeBlox4567 February 8, 2025