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Clapped

Someone who is ugly asf and has no friends cuz of their ugliness😌
Becky:look at him omgawddd he’s so fit
Stephany:he’s so clapped ugh

Becky:true I’ll looks for another instead
by Fuckyducky123 November 5, 2020
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Clapped

Clapped or tapped is a term used to describe an unattractive all around ugly person
Ewww why the hell would any like Ben Thea so clapped
by NIA4uong January 3, 2023
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sloppy clap

When you poop in your hands and clap
Did you guys hear Dave did a sloppy clap?
by ThaGoob August 6, 2024
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Clapping Clams

The act of two humans who, at the time of interaction, possess a vagina (and oftentimes a clitoris) and achieve sexual pleasure and/or release by repeatedly rubbing, or pressing together forcefully, their respective vaginas against one another. For you see, a vagina oft resembles the partially open shell of a clam and the sound of two vaginas coming together may produce a sound akin to that of the common hand-clap.
John: Brian, my 'ol chum! Foretold was your journey to the playground with the rising sun. What tidings do you bring?
Brian: Greetings John, my most trusted confident! I bring news of great consternation.

John: Say it is not so! What happening has produced such a bother which may quake us to the very bone?
Brian: Why, tis of my mother. For you see, my dear mama and her lady companion Mary are at this very moment clapping clams on the settee in the conservatory.

John: Holy fucking shit dude. That's awesome!

Brian: Not for the upholstery.
by I Killed a Hooker Once September 13, 2022
mugGet the Clapping Clamsmug.

clapped

*an american posts a pic* you reply after and say : clapped😍😍
by sandy 1837 February 25, 2022
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Clapped

Yo she's so clapped, or , He needs to go to a clapped school
by frick_sha_vacado May 21, 2018
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church clapping

When a person or group of people clap out of rhythm to a song
We were trying to play our guitars around the campfire but Gary kept church clapping and fucking us up
by Optipotamus November 16, 2016
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