Butter Landing

A butter landing is a type of landing where you have to land smoothly, at less than -100 FPM.

Wow, that's a butter landing.

by J@yden January 22, 2023

clutter butter

The ejaculate left behind in the vagina after a long night of love making.

This morning I woke up and started banging my girl and she didn't even have to get wet because there was already clutter butter.

by Classiccallahan October 13, 2017

Rape-butter

The act of saying to your mother that you may have accidentally gotten your cat pregnant. You see there is a much deeper meaning behind this. Say you just had some bomb ass Fruty Pebbles and you just get a raging boner. You can't just not leave it there and wait for it to go away. That would be a waste. So you are looking saying to yourself about how in god's name are you gonna get rid of this breakfast erection. You look in your fridge and boom, stick of butter. You grab the stick of butter and fuck it. Now your saying to yourself something like "Ok I just raped some butter but how am I going to get rid of this breakfast boner?" Then you hear a meow. It's your cat. You look at it and it stares back at you. The cat acknowledges the situation and turns around. Then with your dick stuck in the butter you apologize to your car and then you fuck it. You just rape-buttered your car and now you have to tell your mom what you just did. Rape-butter isn't the action of raping your cat with butter it's the act of apologizing for doing so to your mom and only your mom it doesn't work with dads or dogs or any butter substitute.

1 Son: Mom I'm sorry but I may have accidentally rape-buttered the car.
Mom: Did you use a butter substitute?
Son: No.
Mom: Then it's ok.

by Apologizing May 13, 2017

wet the butter

to do anything with well-timed manner and grace. this can be used in almost any instance as long as said with a smooth voice and an enunciated butter..known to have derived from the northwest college crowd

Wayne Rooney really wet the butter with that shot

or

"what you up to man?"
"nothing much really, just driving around wetting the butter.."

by WayneRooney19 February 4, 2010

chutch butter

The product of churning of large quantities of chutch.

Damn, Gino sure is churnin' that chutch butter!

by Juan Montalvo August 3, 2007

dark butter

Brown butter, we dont know why its dark.

Oscar ate his toast with dark butter.

by Moxy69 April 26, 2016

butter feelings

n- warm, delicious feelings that cause you to devour the nearest fried twinkie or anything edible that contains a clusterfuck of butter.

That Nicole Kendal chick must have a lot of butter feelings.

by thewhisperingeye<3 January 9, 2010