Boner Saver

When a man hides his boner in his waistbelt to keep from everybody seeing and getting embarassed. Also feels very good. It works and feels good what could be better. Also called a b saver

That girl was so hott in class that I had to pull a boner saver to keep from everybody seeing.

by Bud Hohle December 9, 2007

FanGirl Boner

When one views a fictional scene, photo, or literary work

(especially in anime) that 'gives them chills', excites them, or makes them 'spazz out'.

Yeah! It gave me a FanGirl Boner!

by LeMap November 17, 2010

Brain boner

The feeling you get when you are having a lively discussion or listening to an engaging lecture and everything makes sense and it gives you a bunch of new ideas about the topic at hand. The intellectual equivalent of an erection.

DeSean: oh man, that lecture given by Dr. Kobilka about G protein-coupled receptor dynamics gave me a massive brain boner.

Derrick: uhh...right, yeah, totally dude. *pssst* Jimmy, I think we need to re-evaluate our friendship with DeSean...

Jimmy: agreed.

by Longrod Von Hugedong May 26, 2016

lady boner

when a girl gets turned on by something

that big hoss gave me a lady boner (brooke burke)

by brooke burke10 December 27, 2018

Boner cozy

when a woman stays on your penis without moving like a cozy

hey babe want to my boner cozy im feeling a little cold down there

by Jeffrey2827382 January 18, 2009

Piss Boner

When your dick gets hard because it's inflated with piss.

Mike : "Oh my God, Jeremy has boner! Is he really turned on by that ugly bitch?!"
John : "Nah, it can't be - he probably just has a piss boner."

by Hi Raoul September 29, 2014

Del Boner

When you shave your pubic hairs to look like an eyebrow and you get a stiffy. As your dick gets hard, the eyebrow goes up and down.

"This girl in class got me so hard today that I couldn't hide my del boner!"

by DB Trust January 15, 2008