Urban block

The feeling you get when you can't think up a good urban dictionary article, but still want to post something

Fuck I've got a real case of urban block

by LesKen March 9, 2019

CAC Blocked

When somebody else blocks you from using your CAC (Common Access Card) to log into a computer by inserting their CAC into the computer you were going to use. This is usually done purposely but does not have to be.

Paul: *walking over to a computer requiring him to insert his CAC to log in*
Tina: *notices Paul walking towards said computer*
Tina: *quickly cuts Paul off and inserts her CAC into the computer Paul was going to use, thereby using it herself*
Tina: Well, looks like I just got the last computer in the office.
Paul: Hey, what the heck Tina, you just CAC blocked me!

by Shadow-Dude June 12, 2018

Laugh blocking

When a guy goes in for a kiss and gets blocked by the other because they won’t stop laughing.

I tried to kiss Emily, but she’s totally laugh blocked me!

Laugh Blocking sucks fat black cocks!

by Swaggyinabaggy246810 September 13, 2018

Baller Blocking

When all your friends wont let you meet their drug dealer.

Yo, Peanut I've been trying to meet up with you but my friends have been baller blocking me for years. Let me get yo number.

by GodDamnGodDamn October 2, 2018

Block Schlopper

The term used to describe a brick layer who is immensely skilled at their job.

"The construction team is mighty lucky to have that block schlopper working for them."

by toxic_shr00m May 2, 2022

Lucky Block

A Lucky Block, first from Super Mario and then a Minecraft mod is something you bump your head on in Super Mario or something you open if you have a Lucky Block mod, it is also a game in Roblox.

I'm gonna download the Lucky Block mod in Minecraft! (Minecraft)
I hope I will get some coins from the Lucky Block! (Super Mario)
Yes! I got a good gear from a Lucky Block! (Roblox)

by Earth The Epic Gamer January 1, 2022

Cock block

When you have a few women to pick from and your mate comes round and cock blocks you from sleeping with any but doesn’t sleep with any himself but makes thems leave before going home to walk his six dogs

Bens cock block me again

by Popsinator January 1, 2022